Dante Optimism

Dante’s Opinion: When is it okay to hit a woman?

Hahaha, I saw this question and I just HAD to answer.

When is it ok to hit a woman? Not to offend anyone, but you know how like women are allowed to hit men when they act like pigs etc. When or is a man ever allowed to smack a woman? Like say she attacks him or something is it ok then?

Ah. Let me take a sip of this juice I have here.

*gulp*

I am a man. So many genders out there we should really be asking about-ah, let me stop. I am a man.

So, this is from a man’s perspective.

I’m so scared.

Alright, so let me address your example. From a legal standpoint, no one should be hitting anybody, regardless of gender. Unfortonately for us guys, getting hit (or abused) is a lose-lose situation. If strike back, we’re monsters. If we lay back and accept it (or even run away), we’re babies. You just can’t win.

Women, from some sort of double standard moral thing are “allowed” to hit men. This is true. This. Is. True. (so the first letters of those three words spell “tit”; I am very immature. I might be a child)

ANYWAY…

So, in the case of defending yourself…ah…I need another drink.

*gulp*

F me.

Ah…….okay…..nope….I’m just gonna rip the bandage off and to heck with possible blood squirting from the not quite healed cut.

Yup, you can beat her up. F it. Look, if I’m cornered by a woman with a gun pointed right to my face, I will do whatever the heck I need to do to survive. Screw your code. I am punching, kicking, slapping (pimp and otherwise), and Good Times theme songing out of the situation.

I really dislike double standards, honestly. I don’t understand why it’s okay for guys to say or do and women are crazy for doing and saying the same. Honestly, that’s all I am gong to say because it’s a battle I will certainly lose. I give up.

Daily Good Stuff 263: I need a doctor

People have been struggling with the flu. This one’s for y’all sickies.

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Tuesday Testimony: Don’t drink and drive

Well now, this testimony is from Testimony Share. Here, we have someone who…well, I mean, the title sort of tells you where this is going. Sometimes, God uses people as an example of His mercy and to let us know what we should and shouldn’t do. This appears to be one of those times:

All my life since I was 16 I experienced with drugs n alcohol. From 2010-2013 I drank n drove. Started out maybe about once a month, my boyfriend at the time did most of the drunk driving (he was an alcoholic too) he eventually gave me two black eyes. I left my boyfriend because he beat me alot n other problems so then it turned into a weekly thing that I drank n drove after getting my own apartment, living by myself. Then I drove drunk several times a week, sometimes everyday, mainly to go get more beer.

Yep I was a severe alcoholic. I had quit going to church and fallen far away from Christ. My mom had a dream I got in a wreck and died, on the intersection by her house. Few weeks later I got in a bad wreck at the same intersection as her dream I was under 0.3 from alcohol poisoning.

Everybody I knew was praying for Me. Dr told my family I wasn’t going to make it, but god had another plan for me. 3 months later I opened my eyes, I was in a hospital bed in Dallas all confused. My dad had told me I was in a coma the last three months n was in a horrible car accident flipped my car had to be cut outta of my car by police, no one else was involved, I straightened out a corner of an intersection a lil after midnight care flight didn’t expect me to make it to hospital and dress didn’t expect me to live thru ICU, I was in over a week. I Had 3 brain bleeds and a severe traumatic brain injury for the rest of my life.

I had to relearn to walk, had a feeding tube, collapsed a lung n relearned to eat n use bathroom. I Got rebaptized. I believe god is giving me a 2nd chance at life now n helping me quit drinking I would have seizures if I drink or get really sick sick. I’m trying to live correct for Christ. He’s already helped me so much. And I truly believe he saved me so I can be a living testimony n show his miracles or save lives. Nobody knows how long I was sitting there gurgling blood til I was found.

This family had some car trouble coming back from vacation for some reason(God). They were a couple hours late getting home and they found me. It was all God, but Listen to me: Don’t drink n drive. For all of you people who have gotten a dwi you are lucky that’s only temporary a tbi is for life. I’m not lucky… I’m blessed. Isaiah 41:10 (KJV):

Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness

Yeah. I don’t generally edit these posts. I copy and paste as is. I don’t know what people are tying to say and I fear of destroying the context of the wording when I think it’s one word when it was intended to be another. Ah well.

Daily Good Stuff 262: Funny Food

Just some random images with food being the theme. Let me know which is your favorite. Enjoy, cookies.

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Daily Good Stuff 261: Siblings

I love my little sisters. Wish I had a little brother. Ah well, I think most of us can relate to this stuff:

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Tuesday Testimony: Saved from a car accident

Another testimony is shared. Boy, this one was pretty big. It’s one of the shortest testimonies shown here but the lesson is to…eh, I don’t want to ruin it for you.

I am sharing this testimony in a very emotional state. God is good, and I cannot thank him enough for his love and mercy over my family and me, in spite of all my imperfections.

I study at my friend’s place every night since we are both preparing for the same professional examination. On the night of December 30th, 2016, we decided to study late into the night because we will not be studying on the night of 31st being the crossover night and 1st of January which is the new year.

I left his apartment around 1.30 am in the early hours of the morning of the 31st of December 2016. I followed the usual route I take to my home from his place. Everything was calm, and nobody was speeding. I was driving quietly and listening to some amazing Christian music over the radio. I was at a speed of about 38 mph (the speed limit on the road is 40 mph), and I was in the right lane since I was going to make a right exit to my home.

However, about quarter of a mile from my exit, a quiet voice just told me to change lanes from the right lane to the middle lane because the right lane was slightly bumpy ahead. I looked into my mirrors. There was no car in sight, and I changed lanes. Just about two seconds after changing the lane, a car sped past me at probably about 100 mph and the car went to hit the car that was right in from me. Apparently, the driver of the speeding car was being pursued by the police.

The accident from their collision was terrible. Both cars spun off the road. I do not know if anyone survived the accident. Cops arrived at the accident scene a few seconds later, and everyone was directed away from the accident scene.

I want to thank God for sparing my life in a split second. I also want to pray for the people that were involved in the accident, and I pray that God will preserve their lives. Thank you for reading my testimony, and I pray that God’s protection will always be upon us in Jesus name.

Wow! So, like I was gonna say, the lesson here is to listen for God’s guidance. The Holy Spirit is here to help. Once we build a relationship with God where we hear Him naturally, we can avoid a lot of problems and reach higher places in life; places that God wants us to reach.

This was from Testimony Share.