If you have a dirty mind, you may love this post. If not, turn back now.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
Oh boy. If you don’t like dirty jokes or simply don’t have a dirty mind, then turn away now! It’s time for the freaks to come on out. I have to admit that I have a terrible mind. So, so, SO, dirty. I’ve been putting this theme off for a couple of weeks now but I have to do this. Now is the time. If I lose followers, I understand. Let me tell you though that the video will not be graphic. No nudity and stuff like that. I’m not THAT crazy…(yes I am).
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the other guy if he has a lighter. He replies ” Yes i do ” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter. Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?” The guy replies ” Oh I have a personal genie” The first man asks “Can i make a wish? ” Sure says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing” “Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants. The man says ” I want a Million Bucks ” The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head. And the guy says to the other ” Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn’t He?” The other man replies “I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC”
Yup, we’re ready for liftoff! A video asking if you truly have a dirty mind:
