Weekly Funnies 31

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.

Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.

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Weekly Funnies 27

A little collection of jokes and images. That’s what we got going on up in here.

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A guy went to visit a friend at the hospital. His friend was all busted up and in several casts. After he determined that his friend would survive and eventually recover, he wanted to know what happened to his friend. Before he could ask, he heard his friend say “Talk dirty to Dr. Laura and she will take you out!” Wow! he thought, an opportunity to go out with Dr. Laura, my friend can wait, if I rush I can catch her at her book signing at the mall.

He got her latest book “Ten Thousand Stupid Things They Thought No One Could Possibly Do – And They Were Wrong”, waited in the signing line and met Dr. Laura. “Let me speak softly in your ear Dr. Laura, I have something private to say to you”, he said. Then he spoke so dirty, he even shocked him self. “What did you say” asked Dr. Laura, thinking she could not have heard what she thought she heard. He repeated it for her.

After a while the paramedics wheeled him into the hospital room next to his friend. He yelled to his friend, “Its your fault I’m in here, you said if I talked dirty to Dr. Laura, she would give me a date”. “Oh no” said his friend “she has a double super black belt in karate. I was warning you about what happened to me. I tried to talk dirty to her and she used that karate and took me out good fashion.”

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Daily Good Stuff 232

Hello and welcome to Daily Good Stuff. It’s the last day of November. December has things in store. Great things.

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God. Matthew 5:9

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking. George S. Patton

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Oh my…I need to stop shaving. No wonder I’m single!

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Daily Good Stuff 231: Thanksgiving

You knew this themed post was coming. Shame on you if you didn’t. FOR SHAME. Haha I still love you. Before I start, I just want to say something important and serious. There are people that dread this holiday and Christmas. Mainly because they are alone. Be kind to a stranger today. Offer a smile. You don’t have to get up in somebody’s face like some freak. Just remember that this is one of the worst times of the year for some.

Okay, now, let’s get to the post.

Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day. Robert Caspar Lintner

Give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus. 1 Thessalonians 5:18

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We gotta survive, right? It’s just a shame that the turkey was picked as the bird, ya know? I have a transcript of what possibly happened that day:

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Daily Good Stuff 230: Funny Comics 2

Are you ready to rock? Are you ready to roll? As we saw yesterday, comics are a hit on the Daily Good Stuff front. So, let’s do it again. I got TEN, yes TEN comics for you.

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Daily Good Stuff 224

Okay, it’s Monday and, I’m feeling ok about things. Let’s get this post stawted! (I meant to spell it that way).

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not. Andre Gide

Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light for my path. Psalm 119:105
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