Not sure what happened but last week’s views were terrible. And August is shaping up to be a major setback for the blog. Darn. But, I gotta keep pressing I guess. Things will pick up.
Of prosperity mortals can never have enough. Aeschylus
Peacemakers who sow in peace raise a harvest of righteousness. James 3:18
Get out of here; it’s that simple? Here’s a pretty funny guy:
And behold! It is Monday. Earlier, you saw the epic return of Weekly Funnies. Let’s go ahead and get this post started though.
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. Hubert H. Humphrey
But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. 1 Corinthians 15:57
Boy, that’s tough.
Mondayyyyyy! Here we go!
Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. Nido Qubein
You shall not murder. Exodus 20:13
Time for some stand up comedy:
Next week is Dallas’ birthday and I don’t know if we’ll hear from her (I doubt it). She did recently post on her blog though so go ahead and take a look at that. It was a good post as usual. Why don’t we get to this post though, huh?
The less routine the more life. Amos Bronson Alcott
“If you do not listen, and if you do not set your heart to honor my name,” says the LORD Almighty, “I will send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings. Yes, I have already cursed them, because you have not set your heart to honor me.” Malachi 2:2
Oh that’s messed up, homie. The video is up next:
So, earlier you were shown a brand new look for Daily Good Stuff. Time to try it out!
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. Andy Warhol
You have made known to me the path of life; you will fill me with joy in your presence, with eternal pleasures at your right hand. Psalm 16:11
Marvin had always wanted to be a gunfighter. He grew up in the old West. As a child he read everything about gunfighters he could find. His hero was Billy the Kidd. He dreamed of being just like his hero. One day he went to town and bought himself a black hat, some black clothes, a black horse and two pistols. He went home and every day he went out behind his barn, and practiced shooting. After two weeks he was getting to be quite a good shot. He decided it was time to show off. He put on his black clothes and hat, strapped on his guns and rode into town.
When he walked into the saloon, standing at the bar he saw Billy the Kidd. He was so excited! He walked up and said, “Mr. Kidd, I am your biggest fan. I have always wanted to be just like you.” “Look at me. Do I look like a gunfighter?” Billy looked him over and said, “Well, you have the right clothes and you have a nice black hat, and I see you rode up on a black horse. But, can you shoot?” Marvin looked around the room and said, “See that piano player over there?” He drew his pistol and fired, shooting the cufflink off the piano player’s shirt.
Billy said, “Not bad. Can you shoot with your left hand? A gunfighter’s got to be able to shoot with both hands.” Marvin drew his other pistol and fired, shooting off the piano player’s other cufflink. Billy said, “That’s mighty fine shooting. I just have one piece of advice for you.” Marvin was bubbling with excitement, “What is it? What else should I do?” Billy spoke slowly, “Well, go back into the kitchen there and get a big tub of lard. Take both of your pistols and rub them around in the lard, get them good and slick.” Marvin was puzzled. He asked, “Why is that important? What good will rubbing my pistols in lard do?” Billy replied, “It won’t help your shooting at all, but when Wyatt Earp finishes playing the piano over there he’s going to shove both of your pistols up your butt.”
