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Daily Good Stuff 159

I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure. Tommy CooperRead

As the deer pants for streams of water, so my soul pants for you, O God. Psalm 42:1

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A little awkward there. Here’s a fantastic joke:

Two 80 year old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science, and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra. The other wasn’t familiar with Viagra and asked the first man what it was for. The first man said, “It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever known. The Fountain of Youth!! Makes you feel like a man of 30.” The second then asked, “Can you get it over the counter?”

“You probably could, if you took 2 pills”, said the first man.

I just want you to know, there will be a day when Daily Good Stuff comes to an end. Most likely, it’ll be day 365. So yeah. Also, computer issues, yet again, have really slowed down my efforts for these posts. This sucks.

-DALANEL

Daily Good Stuff 152

To change what you get you must change who you are. Vernon Howard

“No good tree bears bad fruit, nor does a bad tree bear good fruit. Each tree is recognized by its own fruit. People do not pick figs from thornbushes, or grapes from briers. The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in his heart. For out of the overflow of his heart his mouth speaks.” Luke 6:43-45

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I feel like maybe not a complete accident? Speaking of accidents…here’s a fail videooooo!

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Weekly Funnies 11

It’s baaaack! Last time I posted a Weekly Funnies was in February. So just to reintroduce you to what goes on here, WF shares a bunch of funny items like videos, jokes, and images. Sit back, and have a laugh.

Let’s start off with a classic:

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That’s messed up.

Next, we have a joke:

A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”

“Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”

So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.

The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”

Sure, he did. Okay here’s a video I absolutely love. Now, if you’re sensitive to the f word, then just move on to the next thing. I’d say you’re missing out but to each his own:

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Daily Good Stuff 144: Hanging With the Guys

So yesterday we rolled with the lovely ladies. Today, we’re going with the guys. You ready?

No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.  ~Knights of Pythagoras

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Impressive!

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Daily Good Stuff 126

So it’s Wednesday and that means it’s hump day. Let’s get to the post with a quote:

I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Pablo Picasso

The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. Romans 5:20-21

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And here’s a video:

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Daily Good Stuff 119

And here we are in the middle of the week. Are you ready? Of course you are! I got two more weeks until my birthday (my birthday falls on Wednesday and I was also born on a Wednesday). So let’s get this party started. Well, today’s party that is.

Wise men store up knowledge, but the mouth of a fool invites ruin. Proverbs 10:14

Act like you expect to get into the end zone. Christopher Morley

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You alright?

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