Weekly Funnies 33

Weekly Funnies is pretty self explanatory. Let’s get a good laugh in!

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

Weekly Funnies 28: The Return

Alright, I gotta make up my mind. This is the second relaunch of this feature. It’s served me well though giving me tops daily views. So, I gotta bring it back. I’ll post them on Friday. The usual jokes, videos, and images are all up for grabs. Plus, I’ll add whatever else funny I see like news or quotes.

There’s a story behind it though. See, my girl Nia was actually working on a series related to this. What was cool about it was that she started working on it; I didn’t have to ask her. Unfortunately, she eventually called it off. Right before she did, I decided that funny stuff should indeed make a return to the blog. Either her feature would take it or I would bring this back.

Honestly, I hope she can eventually launch her own series. If not, she can at least post some funnies. But yeah, she wasn’t able to handle a weekly posting (I would’ve helped her but I preferred she do most of the posting). Anyway, I’m gonna try to get her to post here. Daniel already offered to help me out with the Weekly Funnies too.

 

Are ya ready? Let’s go!

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AAAAAAAAYYYYY! All up in there! Here’s a video:

Daily Good Stuff 235

Terrific Tuesday! Okay, on to the post.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. Soren Kierkegaard

May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit. Romans 15:13

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Yeah, I’ve done this.

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Daily Good Stuff 228: Family

Ah, family. I’m not very fond of the concept of family. I’m such a…well this is a PG rated blog so I’ll say jerk. I’m a jerk. But, I know family is important. Today’s theme is some family moments and stuff like that. Okay, here we go.

The family.  We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. Erma Bombeck

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Those pillows are ugly.

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Daily Good Stuff 227

Daily Good Stuff is back As I mentioned in my Daily Good News post, I wanted to see how DGN fared as the solo act. Not too well. With a bunch of new followers, I wanted to just remind or let you know what Daily Good Stuff is.

A place to have a positive experience, DGS provides a quote, scripture, funny image, funny video, joke, weird news, funny news, positive news, good news, holiday of the day, and fact of the day. Yeah, there’s a lot going on here. Let’s get started.

A perverse man stirs up dissension, and a gossip separates close friends. Proverbs 16:28

Success isn’t a result of spontaneous combustion.  You must set yourself on fire. Arnold H. Glasow

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Uh-oh! You want a video? Of course ya do!

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Daily Good Stuff 217: Veterans Day

Today is a really nice day. Just about all of us know somebody that has served in the armed forces. So, this post is for all of the veterans out there.

Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. Ephesians 6:10-17

But the freedom that they fought for, and the country grand they wrought for,
Is their monument to-day, and for aye. Thomas Dunn English

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