Hey it’s Wednesday. You know by now what goes on so let’s get right into it. We’ll continue the Dave Chappelle stand up:
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Terrific Tuesday! Aw yeah let’s do quote and scripture:
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
By faith Abraham, even though he was past age — and Sarah herself was barren — was enabled to become a father because he considered him faithful who had made the promise. Hebrews 11:11
Yikes we have two stories of defying age. Here’s a joke because I love jokes:
Little Johnny was in science class. the professor was conducting an experiment to show the dangers of liquor. he had one glass of water and one glass of wine. so the professor starts the experiment and he sticks one worm in the water.. and its floating and looks happy. he sticks the other worm in the wine and it looks like it is struggling to breathe and then it sinks to the bottom and it is dead. so the professor asks” what was this suppose to teach you children” no one raises their hand to answer but the little Johnny raises his hand and says “drink liquor and you wont get worms”
Ay! Little Johnny’s got it! Here’s an image:
Little Johnny got it but this guy need some…time! AAAAAAHHHHH See I got some jokes too. And let’s wrap it up with a video:
I will be showing the other two parts so be ready for that. One of my favorite stand up shows. And you already know his show is my all time favorite. Oh Dave Chappelle, where are you? Have a great day!
-DALANEL
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I know we don’t see Monday as the best day of the week but hey! That’s why I’m here, baby. So let’s kick off this long week with a…”long” image:
I have that same problem! That’s why I’m single. Alright here’s a joke:
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So yesterday I didn’t talk. No commentary. Shoot, I might do that more often. But not todayyyyyyy! Let’s kick it off with a video. If you don’t like the f word, then skip over this. It’s not bad but some folks are a little sensitive to it. But, it’s my blog and I like Louis C. K. so:
Yeah bro. Here’s an image that is sure to…i don’t know. Just look:
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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, ” Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, ” Lord have mercy, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! They’ll throw both of us in jail and I’ll lose my license.
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife and handed it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, you didn’t tell me you had a prescription?”
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Howdy, y’all! I’ve got a show for you today! Let’s kick off this Friday with a joke:
A pirate walks into a bar and it appears that he has a steering wheel to a ship in front of his trousers. In fact, it looks like he’s got his dick stuck through the center of it. The bartender says, “Hey pirate! You’ve got your dick stuck in a steering wheel!” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know; drives me nuts!!”
Uh…yeah sorry about that. I promise this image will make up for it:
Adorable. Here’s the scripture of the day: How beautiful on the mountains are the feet of those who bring good news, who proclaim peace, who bring good tidings, who proclaim salvation, who say to Zion, “Your God reigns!” Isaiah 52:7
And here’s a video of some cute pranks:
