We’re back and we’re doing it right. First off, we have a serious problem:
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There are rules to how far pranks go, man. Serves you right. “You’ve got a friend in me”—your mom. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
It’s great. A promise is a promise and God takes them seriously. But what about us? Will we hold up our end? Ah.
See, if we try to be who other people want us to be, we never find ourselves. Then, you’re wondering if people like you for you, since you’re not being you. And since it’s impossible to be everything that everybody wants you to be, you’re better off just being you and living with that end result.
Ah yes, as I said, we’re bringing back what is far and wide the most successful featured post in DALANEL history: Daily Good Stuff. I do hope you enjoy. And, if you don’t know, I usually post a scripture, quote, joke, video, image, fact, weird/funny news, good/positive news, and holiday.
So, let’s get this classic post going.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
“Do not judge, or you too will be judged.” Matthew 7:1
Take a look a this:
I made that myself because I’m awesome like that. You can choose whether it’s true or not.
It’s video time!
Okay but that Justin Bieber one was sad. Want a joke? Here’s something:
A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze.
When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved and arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport where a plane would be waiting for him.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, “Let’s go!” The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air.
The photographer said, “Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures.”
“Why?” asked the pilot. “Because I am a photographer,” he responded, “and photographers take photographs.”
The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, “You mean you’re not the flight instructor?”
You probably heard of “Dumb Starbucks” right? It’s a coffee shop basically spoofing Starbucks.
Alright, we’ll wrap it up here. Sometimes I wonder if I should bring this series back. Maybe.
A little collection of jokes and images. That’s what we got going on up in here.
A guy went to visit a friend at the hospital. His friend was all busted up and in several casts. After he determined that his friend would survive and eventually recover, he wanted to know what happened to his friend. Before he could ask, he heard his friend say “Talk dirty to Dr. Laura and she will take you out!” Wow! he thought, an opportunity to go out with Dr. Laura, my friend can wait, if I rush I can catch her at her book signing at the mall.
He got her latest book “Ten Thousand Stupid Things They Thought No One Could Possibly Do – And They Were Wrong”, waited in the signing line and met Dr. Laura. “Let me speak softly in your ear Dr. Laura, I have something private to say to you”, he said. Then he spoke so dirty, he even shocked him self. “What did you say” asked Dr. Laura, thinking she could not have heard what she thought she heard. He repeated it for her.
After a while the paramedics wheeled him into the hospital room next to his friend. He yelled to his friend, “Its your fault I’m in here, you said if I talked dirty to Dr. Laura, she would give me a date”. “Oh no” said his friend “she has a double super black belt in karate. I was warning you about what happened to me. I tried to talk dirty to her and she used that karate and took me out good fashion.”
