“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” Matthew 6:5-6
My dear friend, clear your mind of can’t. Samuel Johnson
Dude.
You already know. Jokes, videos, images, and whatever else I think is funny. Let’s go!
A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. “I’m so ashamed, Doctor,” she said, “I guess I let myself go.”
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. “Don’t feel ashamed, Miss. You don’t look that bad.”
“Do you really think so, Doctor?” she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, “Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo.”
Oh c’mon man. It’s hard to say “moo” with an open mouth!
Tuesday is here. I hope you enjoyed the latest scene of The Face Off posted earlier. I think you’re gonna like today’s post. Quote and scripture up first:
My soul finds rest in God alone; my salvation comes from him. Psalm 62:1
Yeah, no kidding. And here’s some news bloopers. There is one f-bomb:
It’s baaaack! Last time I posted a Weekly Funnies was in February. So just to reintroduce you to what goes on here, WF shares a bunch of funny items like videos, jokes, and images. Sit back, and have a laugh.
Let’s start off with a classic:
That’s messed up.
Next, we have a joke:
A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”
“Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”
So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.
The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”
Sure, he did. Okay here’s a video I absolutely love. Now, if you’re sensitive to the f word, then just move on to the next thing. I’d say you’re missing out but to each his own:
One more day until I really set it off. It’s Terrific Tuesday and I’m your host, Dante Nelson. In case you are new around here, Daily Good Stuff is my way of giving an alternative to the mostly negative things you hear on the internet. I post a joke, funny image, video, scripture, quote, weird news, and good news. So glad you could join. Let’s get started!
All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work. 2 Timothy 3:16-17
We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone. Ronald Reagan
Alright and it’s video time!
We’re here! Tuesdayyyyy.
Do not be afraid, for I am with you; I will bring your children from the east and gather you from the west. I will say to the north, ‘Give them up!’ and to the south, ‘Do not hold them back.’ Bring my sons from afar and my daughters from the ends of the earth. Isaiah 43:5-6
I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand. Charles M. Schulz
Okay now this photo was too good to pass up:
Too soon?
And here’s a video of some bloopers:
