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Daily Good Stuff 28

Good day to you. I was born on a Wednesday so I guess I have a special attachment for this day. It’s also known as hump day so…wink wink… Let’s dive right in with a joke:

Poor Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.

Clem went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.” So the mortician rolled him over and Clem looked and said “Nope, ain’t Clyde.” The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Zeke to identify the body and Zeke took a look at him and said “Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked down and said “No, it ain’t Clyde.”

The mortician asked “How can you tell?” Zeke said, “Well, Clyde had two assholes.” “What? He had two assholes?” said the mortician. Zeke said, “Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say “Here comes Clyde with them two assholes.”

Alright great! Here’s another bloopers video and it’s a sports…type…thingy… I should note that there’s plenty of “wins” in there. Sports is a great thing:

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Daily Good Stuff 27

Another lovely day! Here in New Jersey, the weather has been very Spring like. I’m feeling good. As I thaw out from the long winter, I’m gonna keep bringing the good content. Let’s go down a risky road with an image:

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I feel like any friends that I have that can’t take a joke have pressed the back space button. But let’s keep going anyway because this is how I roll, son. You want a joke? Sure you do!

She married and had 13 children.  Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”

That’s one of my favorites. Here’s a video and I promise it’s nothing graphic:

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Daily Good Stuff 26; Poll

Before we start, I want to hear from you. What are your favorite features of the Daily Good Stuff? Take a look at past posts if you need to unless you’ve been following the posts for quite some time.

Alright, and let’s get things off with a quote: Jumping at several small opportunities may get us there more quickly than waiting for one big one to come along.  ~Hugh Allen

You’d like a video, wouldn’t you? Well, here it is:

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Daily Good Stuff 25

Let’s get right to it. A joke:

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight.” he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it–only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.

Well how about that? And here’s a video:

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Daily Good Stuff 24

Today I’m leaning towards a Dallas T themed affair. She only has one post on here and I’m wondering if putting her on the spot will spark another one. Or, it could backfire and I end up losing my life or something. Never underestimate the power of Dallas T. So, since she’s my star cheerleader, we’ll make this a sexy cheery theme post. Ready? OK!

Why don’t we jump off with a joke:

One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad. One was a blonde and one was a brunette. After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted. The blonde goes to see if she made it that night. Once she found out she made it she got out her cell phone and called the brunette, but she didn’t answer, so the blonde just went back home. The next day the brunette called the blonde to see if she wanted to go with her to look at their scores. The blonde says sure and meets the brunette at the school. The brunette beats the blonde to the school, so she goes ahead and looks at the scores to find out they both made it. When the blonde gets there, she finds her name on the list again. Then she says, ”Yes!! I made it again, I made it last night and I made it again today. I am on a roll!’ ‘

Awww how about that? Alright well here’s an image:

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Daily Good Stuff 22: Twitter Style

Today is themed with Twitter stuff. Let’s start off with a story that is way too similar to mine. In a recent story from The Onion has a man with 10,000 tweets but only 15 followers. If you’re not familiar with Twitter, having 10k tweets means you’ve been tweeting for a while obviously.

The story is here.

Let’s get an image:

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Another story of my life. That’s when you start making changes from “are” to “r”. I hate that. I have a list here of some funny tweets, mostly by celebrities. Check that out. And now for some jokes that may make you hate me forever:

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