Alright it’s Saturday. Enjoy your weekend everybody. Try to relax. And of course, make sure you share this post with your stressed out friends.
On Friday, I failed to put up a video, even though I led you to believe that there was something there. So, I’ll make up for that with two videos. How’s that sound? You still love me, right? RIGHT?
And here’s video number two:
Let’s start off with my I wish they were my friends at The Onion and a video.
I got some news for ya. As an NBA blogger, I was all over this. Chris Wright has signed with the Dallas Mavericks. It’s a 10-day contract (for those not involved with the NBA, these are common). Oh and he has multiple sclerosis, which is a disease that attacks the Central Nervous System and, at worst, can cause complete or partial paralysis.
And yet here he is. He’s been spending his time playing in the NBA Development League and was called up by the Mavericks. We don’t know how long he will be able to play until when/if the disease takes its toll. But, he’s taking medication to keep it off for now. Good for Chris.
So what about a video of…well people getting hurt? Because that’s where all the money is.
It’s another day! Get ready to have a good time. Let’s start off with a video of some great elevator pranks:
Let’s move on to a joke:
I know you love the Weekly Funnies. Welp, I have decided to take it a step further. Now, I’ll be doing daily funnies. So, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, AND Saturday morning just got a lot funnier. BUT WAIT! There’s more. Good Friday will merge with the funnies and so you’ll get a daily dose of funny and good stuff. Doesn’t that sound…good?
So let’s get it started! Maybe with a joke…
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.” The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $56 change.
As a college student, I feel like I should try this at some point…Welp, here’s an image:
Another week of laughs for ya! We’ve got an old couple, stand up comedy, and a boy decides to call the cops on his mom. First, we’ll start off with an image. This is a special image as our very own Dallas has been under the weather for the past few days. Help me wish her well!:
Hopefully she won’t kill me! And what about a medical joke…
