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Daily Good Stuff 118

Terrific Tuesday! This week I’m teaching at my church’s Vacation Bible School so I’m hanging with the kids. It’s my favorite time with the kids vs other experiences. Seems like it’s more a party than anything. Too bad it’s just a week. Anyway, let’s get on with the shooooooow!

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. Robert Louis Stevenson

Therefore, as God’s chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience. Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity. Colossians 3:12-14

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Oh that’s terrible.

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Daily Good Stuff 117

So, earlier you were shown a brand new look for Daily Good Stuff. Time to try it out!

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. Andy Warhol

You have made known to me the path of life; you will fill me with joy in your presence, with eternal pleasures at your right hand. Psalm 16:11

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Daily Good Stuff 114

Yesterday was complete hell. My computer stopped working and it was a miracle all of my posts from yesterday were even published. I spent all night dealing with it. Then, I learn my mom had some breathing issues and needed to stay in the hospital. It ended on a somewhat positive note hanging with some family for the holiday but man. But I survived and that’s what counts. So let’s continue on this fascinating journey of DGS.

A woman is in an accident while she’s pregnant. While in a coma she has twins (a boy & a girl). When she woke up, she asked the doctor where her baby was. The doctor said she had twins but her brother named them. She replied,”My brother is an idiot! I wonder what names he gave them. Anyway what did he name the girl?” “Denise”, replied the doctor. That’s not so bad.”What about the boy”, she finally asked. “Denephew”

So close. And now for a videooooo:

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Daily Good Stuff 113: Independence Day

July 4th. USA! USA! USA! You already know what today is so I’m not going to dive into this long story or whatever. I will say that I’m going to attempt to make this a themed post.

Mrs Whyte, his teacher advises the class that each school day starts with the “Pledge of Allegiance”*** and instructs them to put their right hand over their heart and repeat after her. As Mrs Whyte starts the recitation she looks around the room, ‘I pledge allegiance to the flag……..’, when her eyes are drawn to Andy who has his hand over the right cheek of his bottom.

‘Andy, I cannot continue till you put your hand over your heart,’ she demands. Andy looks up and replies, ‘It is over my heart.’ After several more attempts to get Andy to put his hand over his heart, Mrs Whyte inquires, ‘Why do you think that is your heart, Andy?’

‘Well Miss,’ answers Andy, ‘because every time my Grandma comes to visit she pats me there and says, “Bless your little heart,” and my Grandma never lies.’

Welp! And now for a video of fireworks…fails…

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Daily Good Stuff 112

Hump day! Alright let’s do it:

A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively “You’ve got great hair!” The man looked around but couldn’t see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer. A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say “You’re a handsome man!” The man looked around, but still couldn’t see where the voice was coming from. When he went back to his beer, the voice said again “What a stud you are!” The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on. The bartender said “Oh, it’s the nuts–they’re complimentary.”

Classic. And I love this commercial:

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Daily Good Stuff 111

Reaching day 111 got me thinking: What happens when I reach day 666? That won’t be for a couple of years though so I guess I got time to think about it. I can’t just skip it. Anyway, it’s another day in July and I’m excited, I guess. Let’s go ahead and start things off with a joke:

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. “Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!” “Well, there you go,” cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”

That one made me laugh out loud. Not many jokes I find do that. Now for comic:

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