No, I’m not waiting until Valentine’s Day to do this. We need love every day, don’t we? So, let’s do it. I’m sure you’ll love it.
Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do… but how much love we put in that action. Mother Teresa
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. 1 Corinthians 13:13
Hey, love is everywhere! Let’s get a joke:
So, we made it to another DGS. Have you heard about my new blog feature: Dante and Basketball? If it becomes successful enough, it could end up being “Dante and Sports”. But, let’s start small, ya know? Anyway, on to the post.
A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. “I’m so ashamed, Doctor,” she said, “I guess I let myself go.”
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. “Don’t feel ashamed, Miss. You don’t look that bad.”
“Do you really think so, Doctor?” she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, “Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo.”
This isn’t weird news…even if it does sound weird. No, we’ll say this is good news. For two years now, this guy, on his birthday, stands out in the street giving out money. Yup. Giving it away. This year was $750.
Here’s some creepy news. If you hate clowns, turn back now. Apparently, there’s a clown stalking a town. Yes, a town. Where? Northampton, England is where. Trust me, I’m not clowning around.
And you thought I wouldn’t slip in a corny joke!
-DALANEL
We made it to the end of the week. Here’s some news from this week that I think you’d find interesting:
A man is being awarded by the mayor of a town. Why? Welp, all he did was help a poor defenseless 82-year old woman who had her purse stolen. Yup, that’s it.
I’ve debated about this being the weird news but I’m going for it. Apparently, the smaller a man’s balls, the more nurturing he will be as a father. I could go further but I won’t.
Jim Carrey was quoted earlier this year as hating his role in the movie “Kick-Ass 2″ and told the world to stay away from the movie. So now, he wrote a children’s book. Yup, and I actually think it’s a cool story. And I mean the summary and idea behind it. Not sure how well it’s written though. It’ll be available in a couple of weeks but learn about it here. It was self published. I know all about that.
There’s a man that got in trouble for DUI. Wait…not DUI…but I guess it’s RUI: Riding Under the Influence. Yes, a man got in trouble for riding a horse while drunk. No more horsing around for this guy (Sorry; I had to do it).
Last DGS of the week. Are ya ready? Let’s go!
It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means. Well, I hope you do because I don’t. Hm? Oh, right, let’s get to the post.
When God gives any man wealth and possessions, and enables him to enjoy them, to accept his lot and be happy in his work — this is a gift of God. Ecclesiastes 5:19
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to give it. Agatha Christie
Alright, here’s a comic you’ll love:
Story of my horror/comedy movie life. And now, as you’ll remember in my earlier post from today, there’s no videos at the moment. So, we’ll go on to the joke next:
How was your weekend? Mines went fine. But, it’s Monday and you need something to get you started for the day. Let’s get right to it.
If music be the food of love, play on. William Shakespeare
Therefore, my dear brothers, stand firm. Let nothing move you. Always give yourselves fully to the work of the Lord, because you know that your labor in the Lord is not in vain. 1 Corinthians 15:58
And here’s a little demotivational to motivate you…
So true.
