Daily Good Stuff 135

He mocks proud mockers but gives grace to the humble. Proverbs 3:34

You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past. Richard Bach

Well ain’t this some…

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Keep in mind that this isn’t English. Now whether this is in the United States is another question. I’d like to think “nope”.

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Daily Good Stuff 134

Even though the birthday is over, the month long celebration continues.

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. Swami Sivananda

Have mercy on me, O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion blot out my transgressions. Wash away all my iniquity and cleanse me from my sin. Psalm 51:1-2

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I love how dad came back with that. I also like how he shrunk the…well, you know, penis. Probably not on purpose but it would totally make sense if it were on purpose.

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Daily Good Stuff 132

One more day until I really set it off. It’s Terrific Tuesday and I’m your host, Dante Nelson. In case you are new around here, Daily Good Stuff is my way of giving an alternative to the mostly negative things you hear on the internet. I post a joke, funny image, video, scripture, quote, weird news, and good news. So glad you could join. Let’s get started!

All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work. 2 Timothy 3:16-17

We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone. Ronald Reagan

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Alright and it’s video time!

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Daily Good Stuff 131

Mondayyyyyy! Here we go!

Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. Nido Qubein

You shall not murder. Exodus 20:13

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Time for some stand up comedy:

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Daily Good Stuff 129: Plain and Simple

Sometimes you don’t need a lot of stuff to have a good time. Here’s a post that quickly goes in and out while still making a positive and meaningful impact. Plain and Simple.

The end of all things is near. Therefore be clear minded and self-controlled so that you can pray. 1 Peter 4:7

True friends stab you in the front. Oscar Wilde

As you know, I don’t have a themed photo and video for today. I guess Saturday is a little break for me or something. So we’ll go on to the joke:

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a man just like father!”

Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”

And for the latest news, we have a urine powered cell phone charger. There’s a “piss” joke in there but I can’t find it. Oh well.

Strangers banded together to get a missing dog home. But that’s not the odd part. The dog was from California but was found in Florida. How in the heck did that happen!?

Daily Good Stuff 128

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. Norman Vincent Peale

Command those who are rich in this present world not to be arrogant nor to put their hope in wealth, which is so uncertain, but to put their hope in God, who richly provides us with everything for our enjoyment. Command them to do good, to be rich in good deeds, and to be generous and willing to share. In this way they will lay up treasure for themselves as a firm foundation for the coming age, so that they may take hold of the life that is truly life. 1 Timothy 6:17-19

That little passage is probably my unknown inspiration for my “Loving Money” chapter in my first book.

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Sure, we’ll go with that. Video:

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