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Daily Good News 16

I’ve really enjoyed Daily Good News. I think it’s gonna be a hit. December’s off to a nice start, huh? I hope it has for you. Let’s get on to the post.

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A 16 year old worked hard to afford his iPad. Next thing you know, it accidentally gets burned in a fired pit. Long story short, a stranger found out about it, and gave the teen a gift card to Best Buy to buy a new one.

This is some fascinating news.

Boffins in Canterbury say they have developed a cancer-detecting breath test machine that could save millions of lives. They claim it can detect the very earliest stages of a wide range of cancers, long before any symptoms appear.

Man, if this works that’s huge.

Okay, that’s all I got for ya.

-DALANEL

Daily Good News 12

It’s Wednesday. Are you ready for some good news? Of course you are!

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Weekly News 10

Hey, how was your week? I hope it went well. Let’s look at the latest news.

The story is a video but this teen saved a drowning man.
And now, guys listen…I get it, we have needs. But, for the love of God, you can’t get your penis stuck in heavy steel rings, vacuum cleaner, a toaster and more. You know who you are. Read up if you have no idea what I’m talking about.
There’s a website out there aiming to help people with breast cancer by giving free stuff like wigs, hats, and make-up, and free services like house cleaning, transportation and more. Breastcancerfreebies.com

By now, you’ve probably heard about this, but, our government is back in action. The shutdown is over. Or at least, I would hope so. As I’m typing this, it’s not quite official. We’ll see.

We already knew that Oreo’s are own by a company that also makes cigarettes, among other addictive things things. And so, it shouldn’t be a surprise to learn that you could actually be addicted to Oreo’s:

Oreos are as addictive as cocaine, at least for lab rats, and just like us, they like the creamy center best. Eating the sugary treats activates more neurons in the brain’s “pleasure center” than drugs such as cocaine, the team at Connecticut College found.

Yup. Okay, so the article doesn’t make the connection I made but still.

Okay, hold on to your hats…and glasses…for this guy. He’s building a house pretty much by himself. Oh, I’m sorry…he’s blind. Yeah. Blind.
And although that job alone isn’t remarkable, just imagine trying to put up a three-bedroom, two-bath ranch without any blueprints — and doing it in total darkness.
Hit the link to find out why he did it. Try not to cry, ok?
Okay, this weird news is punny. Yes, “pun”ny. Okay, so this high school teacher passed out in the classroom with 11 students. Guess why? Yup, he was high on heroin. High school, you’re doing it right.
Welp, that’s it for this week’s news. Wonder what happens next week!
-DALANEL

When A Great Relationship Ends

Yeah, I don’t normally go all in on my personal life like this but writing is always a way to vent out feelings. And perhaps there’s a good message in here too. Recently, I have come to terms with the end of what used to be a fantastic relationship. As you may know, I have quite a few relationships where people are sisters to me. I guess I lost a sister.

Most of us have that relationship where you’re really close. You talk about everything and anything. The most serious and the most silly. By the way, this wasn’t a romantic relationship. She’s a family member. Anyway, we had great times and memories. But, over time, we drifted.

Once you have to actually schedule a time just to talk to someone, the relationship isn’t as strong as you’d like.

Yeah, I’ll be honest, and I say this even though I may seem like I’m not being truthful, but I feel like she didn’t do enough to keep things together for us. It takes two; I get it. But, I still feel like I gave it my all while she gave it only 50%. And, if she did give 100%, and it still wasn’t working, then the relationship still has to end. Either way, this conclusion seemed inevitable.

It seemed like this was destined to happen for the past two years. And yet, we still tried. But it was like trying to resuscitate a dead person. At some point, ya gotta call it. Pull the plug, bro. That’s what I did a few days ago. I finally said it’s over and there’s no going back.

Sheesh, this sounds like a breakup.

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Weekly Funnies 12

You already know. Jokes, videos, images, and whatever else I think is funny. Let’s go!

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. “I’m so ashamed, Doctor,” she said, “I guess I let myself go.”

The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. “Don’t feel ashamed, Miss. You don’t look that bad.”

“Do you really think so, Doctor?” she asked.

The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, “Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo.”

Oh c’mon man. It’s hard to say “moo” with an open mouth!

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Weekly Funnies 11

It’s baaaack! Last time I posted a Weekly Funnies was in February. So just to reintroduce you to what goes on here, WF shares a bunch of funny items like videos, jokes, and images. Sit back, and have a laugh.

Let’s start off with a classic:

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That’s messed up.

Next, we have a joke:

A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”

“Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”

So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.

The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”

Sure, he did. Okay here’s a video I absolutely love. Now, if you’re sensitive to the f word, then just move on to the next thing. I’d say you’re missing out but to each his own:

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