Daily Good Stuff 147

Just a heads up, apparently I didn’t label a DGS post and so I’m behind one number. So you’re going to see me skip a number. Instead of 148, tomorrow will be 149. Just me fixing a mistake.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. Henry David Thoreau

“Those who cling to worthless idols forfeit the grace that could be theirs.” Jonah 2:8

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there. “NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. “MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!” he exclaimed. “You’re a lawyer aren’t you?” asked the policeman. “Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!” the lawyer asked. “HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing did you?” the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed “MY ROLEX!”

Yikes, those things are expensive! I’d bet arms are too though…

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Daily Good Stuff 111

Reaching day 111 got me thinking: What happens when I reach day 666? That won’t be for a couple of years though so I guess I got time to think about it. I can’t just skip it. Anyway, it’s another day in July and I’m excited, I guess. Let’s go ahead and start things off with a joke:

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. “Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!” “Well, there you go,” cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”

That one made me laugh out loud. Not many jokes I find do that. Now for comic:

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