The weekend! You made it! Pat yourself on the back and enjoy the stuff I have ready for you. We have more heroes emerge from the Boston Marathon bombings, texting on the highway, fails, and so much more! Let’s jump on a video:
Yeah here’s some words for you:
Well it’s time to expand Daily Good Stuff by adding Satire News. You know, like what The Onion does. They’re not the only people that do it though but yeah. Sometimes it may be a video or it may just be a link to the original article. Weird news will still be around as well as Good news. In fact, I’m really trying to push them out more often. So, here’s what is in Daily Good Stuff now:
I continue to try to expand my audience. Let’s jump things off with a joke:
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, “I’m sorry. Was I tickling you?”
She replied, “No doctor, but the song you were whistling was ‘I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.”
Yeah…now that’s funny! Let’s just hope he doesn’t whistle that when giving prostrate exams. On to the next one! Er, a video that is…
Hey it’s Wednesday. You know by now what goes on so let’s get right into it. We’ll continue the Dave Chappelle stand up:
Terrific Tuesday! Aw yeah let’s do quote and scripture:
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
By faith Abraham, even though he was past age — and Sarah herself was barren — was enabled to become a father because he considered him faithful who had made the promise. Hebrews 11:11
Yikes we have two stories of defying age. Here’s a joke because I love jokes:
Little Johnny was in science class. the professor was conducting an experiment to show the dangers of liquor. he had one glass of water and one glass of wine. so the professor starts the experiment and he sticks one worm in the water.. and its floating and looks happy. he sticks the other worm in the wine and it looks like it is struggling to breathe and then it sinks to the bottom and it is dead. so the professor asks” what was this suppose to teach you children” no one raises their hand to answer but the little Johnny raises his hand and says “drink liquor and you wont get worms”
Ay! Little Johnny’s got it! Here’s an image:
Little Johnny got it but this guy need some…time! AAAAAAHHHHH See I got some jokes too. And let’s wrap it up with a video:
I will be showing the other two parts so be ready for that. One of my favorite stand up shows. And you already know his show is my all time favorite. Oh Dave Chappelle, where are you? Have a great day!
-DALANEL
I know we don’t see Monday as the best day of the week but hey! That’s why I’m here, baby. So let’s kick off this long week with a…”long” image:
I have that same problem! That’s why I’m single. Alright here’s a joke:
So yesterday I didn’t talk. No commentary. Shoot, I might do that more often. But not todayyyyyyy! Let’s kick it off with a video. If you don’t like the f word, then skip over this. It’s not bad but some folks are a little sensitive to it. But, it’s my blog and I like Louis C. K. so:
Yeah bro. Here’s an image that is sure to…i don’t know. Just look:
