Here’s a challenge to you today: Tell a joke. Make somebody smile, even if it’s a little corny. It could be a one-liner. Whatever the joke is, tell it. Have some fun today at work or in school.
There’s plenty of jokes here on DALANEL.
So go ahead and tell a joke. You can’t tell me a joke though because I probably already know it. Ha!
-DALANEL
Alright, I gotta make up my mind. This is the second relaunch of this feature. It’s served me well though giving me tops daily views. So, I gotta bring it back. I’ll post them on Friday. The usual jokes, videos, and images are all up for grabs. Plus, I’ll add whatever else funny I see like news or quotes.
There’s a story behind it though. See, my girl Nia was actually working on a series related to this. What was cool about it was that she started working on it; I didn’t have to ask her. Unfortunately, she eventually called it off. Right before she did, I decided that funny stuff should indeed make a return to the blog. Either her feature would take it or I would bring this back.
Honestly, I hope she can eventually launch her own series. If not, she can at least post some funnies. But yeah, she wasn’t able to handle a weekly posting (I would’ve helped her but I preferred she do most of the posting). Anyway, I’m gonna try to get her to post here. Daniel already offered to help me out with the Weekly Funnies too.
Are ya ready? Let’s go!
I’ve been working on this for a few weeks. The announcement of my new blog does make an impact on this blog.
Dante’s Funny World. What is it?
Let me tell you the story.
Everybody groans as the old man reflects. Only, he’s not an old man…
It all started on Facebook. Back in my day, Facebook was a place to make people laugh. I even called myself “Laughinator”. At some point, I started a Facebook page called Dante’s Funny World. That was somewhat of a success. It eventually went quiet. Then, I transformed it to Nothing But Jokes.
In the spirit of Dante’s Funny World, my new blog aims to be funny.
DALANEL, as some of you know, went through some radical changes. For one, the direction of the blog took a slight shift. At first, it was about a fun positive experience. Now, it’s more of a good news driven affair. So, what happens to jokes and funny videos and stuff?
Terrific Tuesday! Okay, on to the post.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. Soren Kierkegaard
May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit. Romans 15:13
Yeah, I’ve done this.
Guys, I have something to tell you. I feel like it’s not going to be a big deal. Daily Good Stuff is in its last week here at DALANEL.
This post has been very good to me and this blog. Ever since it’s started, each week more and more people followed and have viewed them. This isn’t easy to do but my decision is made. Daily Good News is the new face and so DGS is gonna go bye-bye. Enjoy this last week.
Great, so let’s go out with a bang!
“Comfort, comfort my people,” says your God. Isaiah 40:1
Where the senses fail us, reason must step in. Galileo Galilei
Ha!
A little collection of jokes and images. That’s what we got going on up in here.
A guy went to visit a friend at the hospital. His friend was all busted up and in several casts. After he determined that his friend would survive and eventually recover, he wanted to know what happened to his friend. Before he could ask, he heard his friend say “Talk dirty to Dr. Laura and she will take you out!” Wow! he thought, an opportunity to go out with Dr. Laura, my friend can wait, if I rush I can catch her at her book signing at the mall.
He got her latest book “Ten Thousand Stupid Things They Thought No One Could Possibly Do – And They Were Wrong”, waited in the signing line and met Dr. Laura. “Let me speak softly in your ear Dr. Laura, I have something private to say to you”, he said. Then he spoke so dirty, he even shocked him self. “What did you say” asked Dr. Laura, thinking she could not have heard what she thought she heard. He repeated it for her.
After a while the paramedics wheeled him into the hospital room next to his friend. He yelled to his friend, “Its your fault I’m in here, you said if I talked dirty to Dr. Laura, she would give me a date”. “Oh no” said his friend “she has a double super black belt in karate. I was warning you about what happened to me. I tried to talk dirty to her and she used that karate and took me out good fashion.”
