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Daily Good Stuff 213: Halloween

Halloween. Now, let’s just start this off by saying I don’t celebrate this holiday. After doing research on it, I have determined that this is something I can’t honestly back. However, I love candy. Also, I still think today can be fun. For instance, my church used to have a party on the 31st called “Harvest Fest” where you dressed up as Bible characters and played games. There was a contest…a costume contest, that was done every year. The last year we ever did the Harvest Fest, I won the costume contest. I was Moses and I had these big tablets for the ten commandments. The kicker was that I was one of three Moses’ there so I when I won, I really won. On Friday, I hope there’s plenty of weird news of trick-or-treat incidents. Wouldn’t that be swell?

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Daily Good Stuff 212

How’s it going? I hope all is well. Let’s get to the stuff I know you came here for.

What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? Robert H. Schuller

He who conceals his hatred has lying lips, and whoever spreads slander is a fool. Proverbs 10:18
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Man, I love Spider-Man.

Daily Good Stuff 211

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. John C. Maxwell

Like a city whose walls are broken down is a man who lacks self-control. Proverbs 25:28
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Daily Good Stuff 210

And it’s Monday. October is coming to an end soon. You should know, November is going to have a theme. Also, November is going to be a time of change and transition. It’s all for the better and I’ll go into more details in a separate post.

For now, let’s get to the good stuff.

But in your hearts set apart Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect. 1 Peter 3:15

Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. Nido Qubein

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Am I right, fellas?

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Weekly Funnies 22

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night — only to find a cucumber in his hand.

“Is THIS”, she asked, pointing to the vegetable, “what you’ve been using on me for the last 5 years?”

“Honey, let me explain…”

“Why, you sneaky bastard!” she screamed. “You impotent son of a -”

“Speaking of sneaky,” her husband coolly interjected, “maybe you’d like to explain our three kids.”

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Daily Good Stuff 209

Hey now! A new week. Sunday is fun day. I hope you’re ready for some good stuff; I know I am.

People are like stained – glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Do you not know? Have you not heard? The LORD is the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He will not grow tired or weary, and his understanding no one can fathom. He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak. Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall; but those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint. Isaiah 40:28-31
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