Open wide and say “hero”! We have a superhero themed post today. So let’s do our normal lineup and start with a joke:
Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep.
Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. “Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Robin replies, ” I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?” asks Batman.
Robin ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Batman?”
Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks: ” Robin, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.”
This is an old joke. By old I mean it’s been on here before but the names are different. Instead of Batman, it was Sherlock Holmes. And instead of Robin, it was Watson. Still a good joke. Alright, so heroes start out as comics. And my favorite Marvel hero is Spider-Man by far. My favorite DC hero has to be Batman. Let’s look at my two favorite heroes:
