Terrific Tuesday! Aw yeah let’s do quote and scripture:

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball

By faith Abraham, even though he was past age — and Sarah herself was barren — was enabled to become a father because he considered him faithful who had made the promise. Hebrews 11:11

Yikes we have two stories of defying age. Here’s a joke because I love jokes:

Little Johnny was in science class. the professor was conducting an experiment to show the dangers of liquor. he had one glass of water and one glass of wine. so the professor starts the experiment and he sticks one worm in the water.. and its floating and looks happy. he sticks the other worm in the wine and it looks like it is struggling to breathe and then it sinks to the bottom and it is dead. so the professor asks” what was this suppose to teach you children” no one raises their hand to answer but the little Johnny raises his hand and says “drink liquor and you wont get worms”

Ay! Little Johnny’s got it! Here’s an image:

 

Little Johnny got it but this guy need some…time! AAAAAAHHHHH See I got some jokes too. And let’s wrap it up with a video:

I will be showing the other two parts so be ready for that. One of my favorite stand up shows. And you already know his show is my all time favorite. Oh Dave Chappelle, where are you? Have a great day!

-DALANEL