Another day for good stuff. Are you ready? Please say that you are. Either way, it’s happening so might as well accept it. We have trouble with school, a kind cop, some “twisted” weather, and more! Kick this thang off with a joke:
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?” Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?” Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”
Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”
Yeah that’s just great. Everybody wins…except for:
