It’s the weekend and you know what that means: PAWWWWWWTAAAAAYYYYYY! Let’s start it off with some good news though, okay?
Ah, the simple things in life. Cake!
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Weekly News 1
It’s the first Weekly News where we look at this past week’s satire, good, and weird/funny news. Let’s get started:
Did you hear the one about the dead shark found on a NYC train? No one knows how it got there. I mean, all those people…the city that never sleeps…and we still don’t know…
No more fat kids! And I’m not trying to be funny here. The obesity rate for kids is dropping! Let’s celebrate by eating some cake…oh wait…
Okay now we’ve talked about some crazy news. And in my research, I’ve seen some stuff. But this is one of the oddest things. You ever have a problem finding a parking spot at the grocery store? Perhaps you live in an apartment complex or at least visiting someone and can’t get a spot? Welp, in London there’s a parking spot up for sale…for$465,000. What in the bloody…but wait, you own it for 91 years. It’s leased to you for 91 years. Just, wow.
