Today’s themed post is on Boy Scouts. I was a Boy scout myself. Served as Patrol leader for three, 6 month terms in a row as well as quartermaster AND Librarian at the same time. So I was a busy bee. Plus, I was the unofficial troop clown. I enjoyed my time there and it was probably the highlight of my teen years. I was in scouting since Tiger Cub so it’s been a long time. Pack 86 and then troop 86, baby! So, let’s get started!
Top Ten Signs You’re in a Bad Boy Scout Troop
10.You get merit badge for picking the trifecta at Aqueduct
9.You help old ladies across I-95
8.First rule in handbook: “Blame the kid who can’t speak English”
7.You’re part of a very special troop called the Gambino family
6.To become an Eagle Scout, you have to catch and eat a Bald Eagle
5.Since he can’t get time off, troop leader holds meetings in his Century 21 office
4.You get busted for selling knot-tying secrets to Russian Boy Scouts
3.Scout master hands out his favorite campfire treat — Marlboro Lights
2.Troop motto: “Be prepared…to lie on the witness stand”
1.Every year you have to put on a skirt and go door-to-door selling cookies
And now a video:
