It’s Friday and today is going to be a good day. Thursday marked the fourth day in a row that DALANEL set a viewing record. I said I would wait for a week before I take this as the new normal. Thanks for the views and I hope you truly enjoy the experience.
To do what is right and just is more acceptable to the LORD than sacrifice. Proverbs 21:3
When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. Kahlil Gibran
Well howdy there! Thanks for stopping by. Let’s get started.
Let deeds match words. Plautus
But he said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.” Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ’s power may rest on me. 2 Corinthians 12:9
Raise your hand if this has ever happened to you. Please tell me I’m not one of the very few but that I’m one of many.
Like I mentioned last week, Daily Good Stuff has moved to just Monday-Friday instead of the usual 7 days a week. Weekly News and Weekly Funnies round out the weekend so you’re still getting good stuff everyday. There is one issue I need to address. I told you how each day of DGS would have a certain video and image associated with it. On Sunday there would be a Demotivational photo and a short sermon. Tuesday was Meme and TV bloopers. I never did have anything slotted for Saturday so I have six days of material with only five days to work with. So I’m going to have to drop a video type and photo type: Funny signs and funny spoofs/parodies. Now, this doesn’t mean they are gone forever as they can still show up on Weekly Funnies. It just so happens that those two features were both on Friday so it’ll be easier to shift things around. Here’s the list you can expect to see now:
Images:
Monday: Demotivational
Tuesday: Comic strip
Wednesday: Meme
Thursday: GIF
Friday: Funny texts
Videos:
Monday: Short sermon
Tuesday: Stand-Up Comedian
Wednesday: TV bloopers
Thursday: Fails/Wins
Friday: Funny Pranks
And of course you have the scripture, quote, joke, good and weird/funny news. Did ya get all of that?
Let’s get started.
Your statutes are my heritage forever; they are the joy of my heart. Psalm 119:111
Just to be clear, “Your” is referring to “God”.
Honor lies in honest toil. Grover Cleveland
Yup. She’ll end up frenching bit-er we better move on with that video:
Great stuff there. Okay now for a joke:
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, “I’ll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we’ll just tighten the screw a little,… and the wrinkles will disappear!” The woman was enthused and told the doctor to, “GO FOR IT!” The surgery was a resounding success, and the woman went home happy.
A few months later, the woman returned in a great state of agitation. She pointed to her face and said, “Just look at these bags under my eyes! Where the heck did they come from?” The surgeon looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t BAGS under your eyes. Those are your breasts. And if you keep messing around with that screw,… pretty soon you’ll have a goatee!”
Oh…that is just SICK! If you didn’t get that one, then good for you. If you got it, high five! Let’s see what’s going on with the latest news, shall we?
Welp, don’t ya just hate when you have a funeral for a complete stranger? Well, that’s what happened in Philly as a service was held for a woman…a woman that was apparently still alive. Now, the casket had a body in it which was identified by relatives as the correct woman. Oops. The woman showed up two weeks after the funeral. Mmkay. Seems it was an honest mix-up; no faking death. But, in the end, there’s no details about how this all could’ve happened. What happened to the woman for people to believe she died? They thought she died…what did they say the cause of death was? Is she mentally stable (she showed up at a mental institution)? This is one of those stories I’ll be keeping an eye on so hopefully I’ll have an update for you soon.
Oh man…here’s a great story. Lego calls this kid a hero for his charity work. And, it’s Lego so you know legos are involved. They built a life size statue of the 10 year old. Stay classy, Lego.
Not sure what happened but last week’s views were terrible. And August is shaping up to be a major setback for the blog. Darn. But, I gotta keep pressing I guess. Things will pick up.
Of prosperity mortals can never have enough. Aeschylus
Peacemakers who sow in peace raise a harvest of righteousness. James 3:18
Get out of here; it’s that simple? Here’s a pretty funny guy:
So how did your weekend go? I hope it went well. Starting today, I’ll be launching some posts at The Sixer Sense. Yeah, I still blog there. But let’s get through this post.
Blessed are they who keep His statutes and seek Him with all their heart. Psalm 119:2
Love is supreme and unconditional; like is nice but limited. Duke Ellington
