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Daily Good Stuff 52

Day 52. I have some stuff for you, baby. Let’s jump off with some lovely words, shall we?

My son, do not despise the LORD’s discipline and do not resent his rebuke, because the LORD disciplines those he loves, as a father the son he delights in. Proverbs 3:11-12

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch. Gilda Radner

Well isn’t that something? Let’s find out what’s going on in the latest news.
Oh crap! A man is suing Virgin Airlines because they have accused him of using the bathroom…and not flushing. This, and more. Well…look:
Meanwhile, Bevivino complains in the lawsuit that he suffered not only emotional and mental distress, but also that the incident caused him humiliation, fright, shock and loss of reputation. He is seeking $500,000 in damages.
Well I guess that’s better than…I have no jokes/witty responses for this one.
Hey did you hear about Applebee’s new app special? 50 appetizers for just $200! Here’s what’s included:

Daily Good Stuff 50: GIFs Added

Yup, I keep expanding this thing. Now we have GIF images to look forward to. So why don’t we start it off with one. In this lesson, we remember that no means no. There are so many sex/rape jokes I could use but then you would be offended so I’ll chill. But here we go:

funny-gif-bunny-chasing-cat

Alright, and now for the rest of the stuff. Here’s a joke:

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Daily Good Stuff 45

Saturday. Well, well, well you made it to the end of the week. Pat yourself on the back and let’s enjoy what I set up for you. We have people getting scared, finding out how to tell if someone is honest, tricking a cop and more!. A video to lift this off:

I found that video to be funny to me. Sorry. Here’s a joke

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Daily Good Stuff 44

It’s FRIDAY. Are you ready for the weekend? Where I live the weather is expected to be nice. Maybe I’ll keep it simple and shoot some hoops during the day and watch the NBA Playoffs at night. We got a man stealing nail polish, Manti Te’o’s girlfriend, solving a cough problem in a creative way, and more. So how about we get started with a joke:

The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up. “He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.” “Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily.

“Sure it will,” the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall. “Look at him. He’s afraid to cough.”

Yeah that’s great. What about an image:

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Daily Good Stuff 43: Medical Theme

Well my sister and mom are sick in bed so I’m going to attempt to make this a “get well” slash medical themed post. We have an awesome doctor prank, the miracles of toilet paper, new way to remember things, and so much more! Being sick sucks, but we can’t let it keep us down, okay? Let’s get this thing started with an image:

PBJayGetWellSoon

Yup, keeping it real, yo. What about a video:

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Daily Good Stuff 40: No Commentary

Make every effort to live in peace with all men and to be holy; without holiness no one will see the Lord. Hebrews 12:14

The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire- Ferdinand Foch

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.

‘Don’t move! You’re a statue!’

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, “Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths’, and they never fed me a thing!”

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