Sunday! In this football-less time, we hope and pray we don’t blow our brains out. I get my church flow and then come home and take a nap. Then, Sunday night, it’s on…preparing the next few Daily Good Stuff posts. But you came here to get a nice boost to start your day. Let’s get it on then:

Dear wife,

You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight.

Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:

Dear Husband,

You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don’t wait up.

Your Wife

Well ain’t that the truth! Man, oh man that was good. What else we got? How about this:

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