Okay let’s get this party started. A joke:

“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water in the carburetor.”

“How do you know?” said the husband scornfully. “You don’t even know what the carburetor is.”

“I’m telling you,” repeated the wife, “I’m sure there’s water in the carburetor.”

“We’ll see,” mocked the husband. “Let me check it out. Where’s the car?”

“In the swimming pool.”

Yeah, that makes sense. Alright here’s a video of some lucky people:

And now for this image. I’m currently waiting for something in the mail myself so I feel this:

And this here is one of the most shocking things I’ve seen while doing this daily good stuff posts:

Wow that must’ve hurt!

Alright let’s end this on a high note:

A promise is a cloud; fulfillment is rain.  ~Arabian Proverb

Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. The one who sows to please his sinful nature, from that nature will reap destruction; the one who sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life. Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Galatians 6:7-9

Alright that’s all for today!