TGTWMITF! Oh, you probably don’t know what that means. It means “Thank God we made it to Friday”. Okay so moving on…

School is just around the corner. And, while it’s very documented how much I hate school, it doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun, right? Let’s dooo iiiiiit!

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. Albert Einstein

Yeah…yeah yeah…

All the time! All of the time!

A father who is very much concerned about his son’s bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He’s getting “A”s in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know: “Why are your math grades suddenly so good?” “You know”, the son explains, “when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: This place means business!”

Ah, kids. Here’s another:

“What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?” “She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me.” “I don’t believe that she cheated on you!” “Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns…”

Hey pal…darn…

Okay, well that’s all folks. I hope you learned something. Ha!

-DALANEL