He mocks proud mockers but gives grace to the humble. Proverbs 3:34
You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past. Richard Bach
Well ain’t this some…
Keep in mind that this isn’t English. Now whether this is in the United States is another question. I’d like to think “nope”.
Even though the birthday is over, the month long celebration continues.
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. Swami Sivananda
Have mercy on me, O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion blot out my transgressions. Wash away all my iniquity and cleanse me from my sin. Psalm 51:1-2
I love how dad came back with that. I also like how he shrunk the…well, you know, penis. Probably not on purpose but it would totally make sense if it were on purpose.
Hey finally it’s here. It’s my birthday! Time to celebrate! And how do we do that? With birthday themed stuff. Unlike previous posts, I’m going to post in random order with my favorite birthday stuff. This post is gonna be packed with good stuff. Join me in my celebration!
First, a story. I remember many years ago I was at this kid’s party. He was turning 3 or 4. Anyway, it’s time for the cake. By this time, I was ready to go home. I didn’t want to be there in the first place. And I’m about six years older than him so yeah. So we finally sing happy birthday and now he’s gonna blow out the candles. And he tried… He leaned over the cake to try and blow the candles out. He did it. But he also slipped on the table and fell into the cake. When he was pulled up, his entire face was imprinted on the cake. I didn’t eat the cake but that was just the funniest thing I’d seen at that time of my life. Made being there worthwhile.
And with that, time to party!
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Author Unknown
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. “Look!” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.” So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
One more day until I really set it off. It’s Terrific Tuesday and I’m your host, Dante Nelson. In case you are new around here, Daily Good Stuff is my way of giving an alternative to the mostly negative things you hear on the internet. I post a joke, funny image, video, scripture, quote, weird news, and good news. So glad you could join. Let’s get started!
All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work. 2 Timothy 3:16-17
We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone. Ronald Reagan
Alright and it’s video time!
Mondayyyyyy! Here we go!
Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. Nido Qubein
You shall not murder. Exodus 20:13
Time for some stand up comedy:
It’s Sunday and we’re just a few days away from my birthday. Yay. But let’s get on with the show.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’! Audrey Hepburn
Love that quote.
