I know we don’t see Monday as the best day of the week but hey! That’s why I’m here, baby. So let’s kick off this long week with a…”long” image:
I have that same problem! That’s why I’m single. Alright here’s a joke:
Author: Dalanel
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So yesterday I didn’t talk. No commentary. Shoot, I might do that more often. But not todayyyyyyy! Let’s kick it off with a video. If you don’t like the f word, then skip over this. It’s not bad but some folks are a little sensitive to it. But, it’s my blog and I like Louis C. K. so:
Yeah bro. Here’s an image that is sure to…i don’t know. Just look:
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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, ” Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, ” Lord have mercy, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! They’ll throw both of us in jail and I’ll lose my license.
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife and handed it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, you didn’t tell me you had a prescription?”
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Howdy, y’all! I’ve got a show for you today! Let’s kick off this Friday with a joke:
A pirate walks into a bar and it appears that he has a steering wheel to a ship in front of his trousers. In fact, it looks like he’s got his dick stuck through the center of it. The bartender says, “Hey pirate! You’ve got your dick stuck in a steering wheel!” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know; drives me nuts!!”
Uh…yeah sorry about that. I promise this image will make up for it:
Adorable. Here’s the scripture of the day: How beautiful on the mountains are the feet of those who bring good news, who proclaim peace, who bring good tidings, who proclaim salvation, who say to Zion, “Your God reigns!” Isaiah 52:7
And here’s a video of some cute pranks:
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The Daily Good Stuff was getting a little stale for me. You have your video, image, joke, and quote with the occasional good and weird news. But, I’m going to see if I can add a little more to the list. For now, there will be blood daily Bible verses. I will keep doing research to see what else can be added on a daily basis.
With that said, let’s start off right with the verse(s). All verses are going to be NIV unless otherwise noted. So: “I will praise you, O Lord. Although you were angry with me, your anger has turned away and you have comforted me. Surely God is my salvation; I will trust and not be afraid. The Lord, the Lord, is my strength and my song; he has become my salvation.” Isaiah 12:1-2
And now for some weird news. You know how your dog ate your homework? Well…what if your dog ate $500? Well that’s what apparently happened to Wayne Klinkel. He left $500 and his dog in his car and he went shopping. When he came back, he noticed a couple of bills that looked torn into and he claimed he knew immediately that his dog was behind the mystery of the missing cash. Now he’s hoping the government will give him back his money. Oh yeah, he has the money…after waiting around for a bit. More info here but it actually seems like he’ll get his wish.
Here’s an image:
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Good day to you. I was born on a Wednesday so I guess I have a special attachment for this day. It’s also known as hump day so…wink wink… Let’s dive right in with a joke:
Poor Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.
Clem went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.” So the mortician rolled him over and Clem looked and said “Nope, ain’t Clyde.” The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Zeke to identify the body and Zeke took a look at him and said “Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked down and said “No, it ain’t Clyde.”
The mortician asked “How can you tell?” Zeke said, “Well, Clyde had two assholes.” “What? He had two assholes?” said the mortician. Zeke said, “Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say “Here comes Clyde with them two assholes.”
Alright great! Here’s another bloopers video and it’s a sports…type…thingy… I should note that there’s plenty of “wins” in there. Sports is a great thing:
