So, I have many blogs and Facebook pages to run. And lately I haven’t been very consistent in each area. This is about to change. I present to you, my posting schedule! In total, I have 4 blogs and 6 Facebook pages to look after. Some pages look after themselves and one blog is kinda every once in a while anyway. So let’s narrow it down to 3 blogs and 2 Facebook pages. It’s not going to be easy but I think it can be done.
Author: Dalanel
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Here we go again! Things are gonna look a little different today but you’ll still laugh and that’s all that matter. First, a couple of links to get you start. Link number one brings us to Autocorrect fails. I was literally LMAO and spent all of last night just destroying the site with my browsing.
Number two has some pretty funny pranks using street signs.
Here’s a video in keeping with The Onion theme I have going on:
Town Approves New Race
Today, it was announced that a new race of people were made: Brown people.
Originally grouped with Blacks, Brown people have always wondered why they were considered black like 24 year old Shaniqua Jones. “I was always wonderin how I was black. Did I look like a tire, or my driveway?”
A small town in the state of Maine decided to approve of the Brown race. Mayor Bill Stamen had this to say: “As a white man, I felt that not all black people looked the same; especially since some of them didn’t even look black. They’re not negro; they’re marron.”
DeSean Sanford was in tears, “I’m so happy mayne! Finally, we ca be called as who we are. When I fill out an application for a job, I can circle brown. I have my identity back. I’d like to thank Mayor Stamen and the town council”.
When asked if white people could maybe be mis-categorized, Stamen had this to say: “Well, we have too many colors. When we’re hot, we’re red. When we’re sick, we’re green. When we’re choking, we’re blue-ish purple.”
Seems perhaps pink is the best option, but then what man would want to be known as pink?
What you just read was my first attempt to be a Onion reporter. It’s a goal/dream of mine to write for The Onion because they are absolutely hilarious. Look forward to more posts like this from now on.
-DALANEL
Good Friday: Good News Around the Web 3
This week we have a loyal dog, a fighting grandpa, and rich folk giving back.
This is just a great story. And a big reason why I love dogs. Ciccio, an Italian dog, has been visiting church daily even after his master passed. It’s really something how dogs are able to do that. They just know to help their owner. They truly can be a best friend. Heck, dog spelled backwards is God so…yeah.
That’s why they train these dogs to be fire fighters and police “pups” if you will. Even seeing eye dogs. Dogs are smart and can do quite a bit of stuff. I used to have one when I was little. She got too old and had to be put down but boy we had some good times.
Good Friday: Good News Around the Web 2
This week we have a good cop, and a superstar athlete making a visit to a kid. Let’s get to it first with our cop.
Hulk Derrick Hogan is a police officer who helped an 86 year old woman in a great way. First, the police station sent him to her house as she wasn’t able to drive. Relatives who usually helped her had passed, including her son. So, Hogan goes in and it turns out that the lady needed a way to get food from the local church.
Dogan decides that maybe the church wouldn’t help. So, he went to the grocery store himself and bought the little old lady food…with his own money. She gave him a list but he bought more than what was on the list. He bought her some tasty ham as well as decorations for her house.
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This week I’ve added a little somethin, somethin: Riddles. So that brings us to a joke, funny image, weird news, video and the riddle. Don’t worry, I’m not some crazed villain of the Dark Knight (HE’S BATMAN) or anything. Just want to tickle your brain. You can interpret “tickle” any way you like. Wink.
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?”
“Uhh, oh yeah, O.K.” responded the kid. So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, “Well how much did you give the boy this time?”
“Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000.”
“That’s $1020!!!” yelled Dad, “Are you going crazy???”
“Don’t worry hon,” Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, “I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!”
And here’s a video:
