Warning: This post is full of videos and gifs of people falling. If you do not enjoy watching people suffer, then turn back. If you are new here at DALANEL, please know this is not a normal thing for Daily Good Stuff. But, people falling is pretty popular in the entertainment industry so we’ll see how this goes.
We will do 5 of each and they will alternate. So, video, gif, video, gif, etc. Let’s start off with the video:
And then the gif:
Video:
I noticed that the most popular of my posts was Daily Good Stuff 22: Twitter Style (just glance to the left). So, I guess I need to do it again.
Let’s start off with an image:
There are so many things about this that makes this wonderful. I found this little article. It talks about the 7 deadly sins of Twitter. Are you on that list? I’m at least the last one.
So this is Monday. Ugh. You know, sometimes when I’m in a bad mood, just creating these posts puts me in a good mood. These are one of those days so bare with me. Why don’t we get started with a video.
Nice.
Ways To Have Fun in the Workplace
Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point, Sparky.” “No, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-Cha.”
Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you’re doing. For example: “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.”
Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven’t lost them as much since you did this.
While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Marge.
Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
Of course this was gonna be a Mother’s Day themed post. What else would it be? So gather your mom’s ’round the computer and if you are old enough to be everybody’s mom, then…uh…gather your kids…?
Why don’t we get it crackin with a couple of images. First, the secret to mom’s success:
And our moms told us to brush our teeth. But, how many moms will dance with you while brushing their teeth with you?
Oops! I probably should’ve mentioned that spit part. But hey, it’s still pretty cool.
Alright, if you aren’t too disgusted to continue, let’s take a look at this quote:
So yesterday we had a kid themed post. Today, it’s old people! Everybody say “yay!” So, what’s the first thing we got? A joke!
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.
A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.
“What was the name of the Instructor?” asked the neighbor.
“Oh, ummmm, let’s see,” the old man pondered. “You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what’s that flower’s name?”
“A rose?” asked the neighbor.
“Yes, that’s it,” replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, “Hey, Rose, what’s the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?”
Yeah. And images to keep the ball rolling:
As the title suggests, this is a kids/babies post. I hope you love kids because we’re going hard. Oh wait…oh God not hard, just…hard candy…no they’ll choke on it. Never mind. Anyway, I’ve been working with and teaching kids since I was 12 years old. I’m 21 now so it’s been a while. I specialize with 4 and 5 year olds. So cute! So, it’s sort of a tribute to all of my students/campers. Let’s start with a couple of images:
Ha! Some become grown-ups and some become vehicles. And this guy has an encouraging word for us all:
Awesome and so true. Now, how about some cool words with our kid focus:
