Hey everyone! I’m Dallas, Dante’s cousin, I’ve been trying to figure out what to write about, instead of just writing about what comes to my head, so here I am. I’m glad to have a cousin, more of a brother, like Dante. Without having someone to talk to, I would have shut myself off from the world a lot of times, luckily I had Dante. It’s amazing how the people that’s farthest away from you, are the people you’re closer with. Today is Valentine’s Day, my favorite holiday, and I just want everyone that has a special someone to spend this day with, well night now, to always remember to be there for each other and not let anything come between you. Nothing is stronger than the power of love itself. This is all over the place, I really am just putting what comes to the top of my head, I’m not really in the advice mood; besides I wouldn’t know what to start with. Anyways, I’m done with this for tonight. I will hopefully have something to talk about next time. 🙂
DALANEL
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How ya doing? Enjoy the Super Bowl? Loved the commercials? Well here’s a nice top ten list of Super Bowl commercials. And while the ten end before the video ends, hang in there because there is an honorable mention as well.
You like? What commercials did you expect to see there that wasn’t?
My Posting Schedule
So, I have many blogs and Facebook pages to run. And lately I haven’t been very consistent in each area. This is about to change. I present to you, my posting schedule! In total, I have 4 blogs and 6 Facebook pages to look after. Some pages look after themselves and one blog is kinda every once in a while anyway. So let’s narrow it down to 3 blogs and 2 Facebook pages. It’s not going to be easy but I think it can be done.
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Here we go again! Things are gonna look a little different today but you’ll still laugh and that’s all that matter. First, a couple of links to get you start. Link number one brings us to Autocorrect fails. I was literally LMAO and spent all of last night just destroying the site with my browsing.
Number two has some pretty funny pranks using street signs.
Here’s a video in keeping with The Onion theme I have going on:
Town Approves New Race
Today, it was announced that a new race of people were made: Brown people.
Originally grouped with Blacks, Brown people have always wondered why they were considered black like 24 year old Shaniqua Jones. “I was always wonderin how I was black. Did I look like a tire, or my driveway?”
A small town in the state of Maine decided to approve of the Brown race. Mayor Bill Stamen had this to say: “As a white man, I felt that not all black people looked the same; especially since some of them didn’t even look black. They’re not negro; they’re marron.”
DeSean Sanford was in tears, “I’m so happy mayne! Finally, we ca be called as who we are. When I fill out an application for a job, I can circle brown. I have my identity back. I’d like to thank Mayor Stamen and the town council”.
When asked if white people could maybe be mis-categorized, Stamen had this to say: “Well, we have too many colors. When we’re hot, we’re red. When we’re sick, we’re green. When we’re choking, we’re blue-ish purple.”
Seems perhaps pink is the best option, but then what man would want to be known as pink?
What you just read was my first attempt to be a Onion reporter. It’s a goal/dream of mine to write for The Onion because they are absolutely hilarious. Look forward to more posts like this from now on.
-DALANEL
Good Friday: Good News Around the Web 3
This week we have a loyal dog, a fighting grandpa, and rich folk giving back.
This is just a great story. And a big reason why I love dogs. Ciccio, an Italian dog, has been visiting church daily even after his master passed. It’s really something how dogs are able to do that. They just know to help their owner. They truly can be a best friend. Heck, dog spelled backwards is God so…yeah.
That’s why they train these dogs to be fire fighters and police “pups” if you will. Even seeing eye dogs. Dogs are smart and can do quite a bit of stuff. I used to have one when I was little. She got too old and had to be put down but boy we had some good times.
