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Good Friday: Good News Around the Web 2

This week we have a good cop, and a superstar athlete making a visit to a kid. Let’s get to it first with our cop.

Hulk Derrick Hogan is a police officer who helped an 86 year old woman in a great way. First, the police station sent him to her house as she wasn’t able to drive. Relatives who usually helped her had passed, including her son. So, Hogan goes in and it turns out that the lady needed a way to get food from the local church.

Dogan decides that maybe the church wouldn’t help. So, he went to the grocery store himself and bought the little old lady food…with his own money. She gave him a list but he bought more than what was on the list. He bought her some tasty ham as well as decorations for her house.

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Weekly Funnies 6

This week I’ve added a little somethin, somethin: Riddles. So that brings us to a joke, funny image, weird news, video and the riddle. Don’t worry, I’m not some crazed villain of the Dark Knight (HE’S BATMAN) or anything. Just want to tickle your brain. You can interpret “tickle” any way you like. Wink.

A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?” 

“Uhh, oh yeah, O.K.” responded the kid. So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, “Well how much did you give the boy this time?”


“Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000.”

“That’s $1020!!!” yelled Dad, “Are you going crazy???”

“Don’t worry hon,” Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, “I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!”

And here’s a video:

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Good Friday: Good News Around the Web 1

It’s the inaugural post of Good Friday. I just share a few stories each week that make the world seem not as bad.

Our first one is about sisters who reunited with each other through Facebook. These types of stories prove that Facebook isn’t the bad thing; it’s how you use it that counts.

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In the story, we see that the sisters were 130 miles apart. They had lost each other during WWII and were separated for 72 years. Now, the sisters are 88 and 82 and are looking for a brother who apparently could be in the U.S. (the sisters are in Bosnia). I hope they do find their brother, but considering their ages…ah never mind.

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New DALANEL Featured Post

Keep it quick. New here at DALANEL, I’ll be doing “Good Friday” posts where I look for news of the “good” variety and post them here on…yup, you got it, Friday. So in all we have our Weekly Funnies, Hidden Solution, and now Good Friday. Also, latest Dante news from around the web on a periodic basis.

And an update on the web show is that we’re close to filming our first sketch. By February we should have something up definitely. It’ll be a once a week show and it’ll be uploaded on YouTube but I’ll constantly link it here too. It won’t be part of the Weekly Funnies though so you’ll still get funny videos from around the globe internet.

Thanks for reading my blog folks.

-DALANEL

Weekly Funnies 5

This week, on Weekly funnies, we have idiots on Facebook, an ignorant father that still encourages his son to ask him things, and of course we get the exclusive behind the scenes look into Elmo’s World. So let’s get to it!

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Weekly Funnies 4

Another week of funny stuff! It’s the last one of the year. Let’s get to it. Let’s start with a joke:

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.

Priest: Sister, I don’t think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I’ll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.

Nun: I think that would be okay.

They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later…

Nun: Father, I’m terribly cold.

Priest: Okay, I’ll get you a blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later…

Nun: Father, I’m still terribly cold.

Priest: Okay Sister, I’ll get you another blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later…

Nun: Father, I’m still terribly cold. I don’t think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.

Priest: You’re probably right…get up and get your own blanket.

Okay pretty good. Let’s hit a video:

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