Ah, Thursday. Quite the amount of posts today. We got the DALANEL Review, last episode of the Breaking Down the Book series, an update on my blogging career, and a look into DALANEL’s all time performance. So let’s not forget about DGS.
We adore chaos because we love to produce order. M. C. Escher
Before his downfall a man’s heart is proud, but humility comes before honor. Proverbs 18:12
Tired of losing in classic video games? Welp…
Yaaaaaay! And now a video of wins:
As a college student, I’ve learned how to cut costs. Thank GOD, for pop-tarts and generic brand versions of it. There’s something to simple and special about it. I actually eat it straight from the wrapper. Only once have I toasted it and so the hot filling was never a problem for me.
And there’s so many flavors. It’s like…so many. You got your standard Strawberry, blueberry, cherry, brown sugar. Then you got some of the “newer” flavors like hot fudge sundae, cookies and cream, and chocolate fudge. There’s other flavors I know I’m missing. I started to really get addicted to them when I worked for UPS.
Yeah, some background info: I used to work UPS shift from 12 am to 7 am. And right after that, I had an 8 am class and an 11 am class. That was for just four days a week but still…stressful. Anyway, in between my drive home from work and then to class, I would snack on a simple and cheap snack: Pop-tart and a bottle of Gatorade. It was a nice little snack to keep my energy up because I’d be worn out after work.
Ah, pop-tarts. I love you.
-DALANEL
It’s back to school for most. A couple of weeks ago, I did a DGS for school in general. Today, I want to center on the teachers. Love em or hate em, they’re important. Let’s get to it.
Every child should have a caring adult in their lives. And that’s not always a biological parent or family member. It may be a friend or neighbor. Often times it is a teacher. Joe Manchin
Yeah, here’s a video:
The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love. Henry Miller
Jesus replied: “Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.” Matthew 22:37
Sorry but that was funny to me!
Like I mentioned last week, Daily Good Stuff has moved to just Monday-Friday instead of the usual 7 days a week. Weekly News and Weekly Funnies round out the weekend so you’re still getting good stuff everyday. There is one issue I need to address. I told you how each day of DGS would have a certain video and image associated with it. On Sunday there would be a Demotivational photo and a short sermon. Tuesday was Meme and TV bloopers. I never did have anything slotted for Saturday so I have six days of material with only five days to work with. So I’m going to have to drop a video type and photo type: Funny signs and funny spoofs/parodies. Now, this doesn’t mean they are gone forever as they can still show up on Weekly Funnies. It just so happens that those two features were both on Friday so it’ll be easier to shift things around. Here’s the list you can expect to see now:
Images:
Videos:
And of course you have the scripture, quote, joke, good and weird/funny news. Did ya get all of that?
Let’s get started.
Your statutes are my heritage forever; they are the joy of my heart. Psalm 119:111
Just to be clear, “Your” is referring to “God”.
Honor lies in honest toil. Grover Cleveland
Yup. She’ll end up frenching bit-er we better move on with that video:
Great stuff there. Okay now for a joke:
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, “I’ll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we’ll just tighten the screw a little,… and the wrinkles will disappear!” The woman was enthused and told the doctor to, “GO FOR IT!” The surgery was a resounding success, and the woman went home happy.
A few months later, the woman returned in a great state of agitation. She pointed to her face and said, “Just look at these bags under my eyes! Where the heck did they come from?” The surgeon looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t BAGS under your eyes. Those are your breasts. And if you keep messing around with that screw,… pretty soon you’ll have a goatee!”
Oh…that is just SICK! If you didn’t get that one, then good for you. If you got it, high five! Let’s see what’s going on with the latest news, shall we?
Welp, don’t ya just hate when you have a funeral for a complete stranger? Well, that’s what happened in Philly as a service was held for a woman…a woman that was apparently still alive. Now, the casket had a body in it which was identified by relatives as the correct woman. Oops. The woman showed up two weeks after the funeral. Mmkay. Seems it was an honest mix-up; no faking death. But, in the end, there’s no details about how this all could’ve happened. What happened to the woman for people to believe she died? They thought she died…what did they say the cause of death was? Is she mentally stable (she showed up at a mental institution)? This is one of those stories I’ll be keeping an eye on so hopefully I’ll have an update for you soon.
Oh man…here’s a great story. Lego calls this kid a hero for his charity work. And, it’s Lego so you know legos are involved. They built a life size statue of the 10 year old. Stay classy, Lego.
-DALANEL
So yet another change. Weekly Funnies will be on Sundays and Weekly News will be on Saturdays. Daily Good Stuff will run Monday-Friday. DALANEL Review sticks to Thursday and the play and video series are done (two more videos this week though). As I mentioned in an earlier post today, the blog suffered a major setback and I’m scrambling around, trying to figure out if I did anything wrong. I don’t think so though.
Anyway, those of you that bothered to show up came here to have a good time. So let’s get to it. Whether it’s one view or 1,000, I welcome all at DALANEL. I couldn’t help but notice that the most viewed post of all time at DALANEL is Weekly Funnies 6. The next three posts are Daily Good Stuff posts. So, again, I think I’m doing the right thing here. I guess I’m stale.
A doctor at an asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his nutty patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled: “Up nuts!” And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled: “Down Nuts!” And they all sat. After a home run he yelled: “Cheer nuts!” And they all broke into applause and cheers.
Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.
The assistant replied: “Well…everything was fine until some vendor walked by and yelled, `PEANUTS!’.”
