DALANEL

DALANEL Suffers Setback

DALANEL saw its greatest day and month in July. And August started out poised to make a run for July’s money. But, a couple of weeks ago, DALANEL stopped growing. 

It’s bleeding and I can’t stop it.

A few days while in my current dry spell, I made drastic changes to the blog. The theme was changed, new features like Weekly News and Weekly Funnies appeared, and it seemed like things would pick up.

Nope.

Oddly enough, I still continue the streak of getting at least one new follower per week. The following still grows but viewing is so bad. So very, very bad. Now, I’ve said before that I would still be blogging even if nobody was reading so that’s not the concern. The concern is what can I do to bring people back?

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Daily Good Stuff 161

Some of us might find happiness if we quit struggling so desperately for it. William Feather

What benefit did you reap at that time from the things you are now ashamed of? Those things result in death! Romans 6:21

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Weekly News 2

Here’s the good, weird/funny, and satirical news to hit the net this past week:

Okay so this good news is that a woman with a metal detector helped a newly wed couple find their wedding ring that was lost at sea…or really at shore. How nice of her.

We have a man who found $5,000 return it. Because that’s what good people do.

This good news just truly warms my heart. Here’s the basics:

Ben then called his fellow Community Action Officer, Jon McLachlan, and the two decided to take a ride to the local Target store. These officers not only purchased a pink plaid backpack for Leslie, they also bought a lunch box, water bottle (since she walks to school), folders, pens, markers, crayons, a ruler and pencils. The officers took the purchases back to the school and, before her first hour class was over, presented them to Leslie.

Absolutely wonderful.

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Daily Good Stuff 160

Okay so we made it to another day.

The Lord says: “These people come near to me with their mouth and honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. Their worship of me is made up only of rules taught by men. Therefore once more I will astound these people with wonder upon wonder; the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish.” Isaiah 29:13-14

I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me. Sara Teasdale

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Don’t you hate when that happens?

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Daily Good Stuff 159

I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure. Tommy CooperRead

As the deer pants for streams of water, so my soul pants for you, O God. Psalm 42:1

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A little awkward there. Here’s a fantastic joke:

Two 80 year old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science, and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra. The other wasn’t familiar with Viagra and asked the first man what it was for. The first man said, “It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever known. The Fountain of Youth!! Makes you feel like a man of 30.” The second then asked, “Can you get it over the counter?”

“You probably could, if you took 2 pills”, said the first man.

I just want you to know, there will be a day when Daily Good Stuff comes to an end. Most likely, it’ll be day 365. So yeah. Also, computer issues, yet again, have really slowed down my efforts for these posts. This sucks.

-DALANEL

Daily Good Stuff 158

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” Matthew 6:5-6

My dear friend, clear your mind of can’t. Samuel Johnson

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Dude.

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