May the Lord direct your hearts into God’s love and Christ’s perseverance. 2 Thessalonians 3:5
A smile is a facelift that’s in everyone’s price range! Tom Wilson
And this image shows people are still struggling with new technology:
Joke:
May the Lord direct your hearts into God’s love and Christ’s perseverance. 2 Thessalonians 3:5
A smile is a facelift that’s in everyone’s price range! Tom Wilson
And this image shows people are still struggling with new technology:
Joke:
To change what you get you must change who you are. Vernon Howard
“No good tree bears bad fruit, nor does a bad tree bear good fruit. Each tree is recognized by its own fruit. People do not pick figs from thornbushes, or grapes from briers. The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in his heart. For out of the overflow of his heart his mouth speaks.” Luke 6:43-45
I feel like maybe not a complete accident? Speaking of accidents…here’s a fail videooooo!
To further show how much I don’t care to make the big bucks, I have knocked down pricing for my books on Kindle to the minimum amount allowed in my case: $2.99. Both Spiritual Interpretations and Spiritual Illustrations are down from the original $9.99. Go here to see the books.
Don’t forget, you can still get 15% off of my hard copies as well. So, if you haven’t already, get a copy…or five! Contact me for more details. And in the near future, I’ll be doing a little contest. Winner of this contest will be able to use a code to get 30% off! Wow, sounds good to me.
Check out my video series and some of the chapters are already up here at DALANEL. Thanks for reading and the support!
-DALANEL
Tuesday is here. I hope you enjoyed the latest scene of The Face Off posted earlier. I think you’re gonna like today’s post. Quote and scripture up first:
My soul finds rest in God alone; my salvation comes from him. Psalm 62:1
Yeah, no kidding. And here’s some news bloopers. There is one f-bomb:
And behold! It is Monday. Earlier, you saw the epic return of Weekly Funnies. Let’s go ahead and get this post started though.
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. Hubert H. Humphrey
But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. 1 Corinthians 15:57
Boy, that’s tough.
It’s baaaack! Last time I posted a Weekly Funnies was in February. So just to reintroduce you to what goes on here, WF shares a bunch of funny items like videos, jokes, and images. Sit back, and have a laugh.
Let’s start off with a classic:
That’s messed up.
Next, we have a joke:
A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”
“Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”
So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.
The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”
Sure, he did. Okay here’s a video I absolutely love. Now, if you’re sensitive to the f word, then just move on to the next thing. I’d say you’re missing out but to each his own: