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Daily Good Stuff 149: Oops!

As I mentioned last DGS, I made a boo-boo in labeling my posts. Apparently, I missed number 19. Meaning, I didn’t label it. So, to jump back on, I’m just going to skip a number instead of the painful task of changing each title. We’re talking about over 100 posts here. Not in the mood. Anyway, let’s go ahead and get started.

Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10

The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. Richard Cecil

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My hero. Here’s a video of my latest Breaking Down the Book series:

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Daily Good Stuff 147

Just a heads up, apparently I didn’t label a DGS post and so I’m behind one number. So you’re going to see me skip a number. Instead of 148, tomorrow will be 149. Just me fixing a mistake.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. Henry David Thoreau

“Those who cling to worthless idols forfeit the grace that could be theirs.” Jonah 2:8

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there. “NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. “MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!” he exclaimed. “You’re a lawyer aren’t you?” asked the policeman. “Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!” the lawyer asked. “HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing did you?” the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed “MY ROLEX!”

Yikes, those things are expensive! I’d bet arms are too though…

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Daily Good Stuff 146: School

TGTWMITF! Oh, you probably don’t know what that means. It means “Thank God we made it to Friday”. Okay so moving on…

School is just around the corner. And, while it’s very documented how much I hate school, it doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun, right? Let’s dooo iiiiiit!

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. Albert Einstein

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Yeah…yeah yeah…

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Daily Good Stuff 145

Alright here we go!

“Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.” Matthew 5:6

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. Josh Billings
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Dude. Freaking awesome. Here’s a video of some pranks that could scare people to death:

Daily Good Stuff 144: Hanging With the Guys

So yesterday we rolled with the lovely ladies. Today, we’re going with the guys. You ready?

No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.  ~Knights of Pythagoras

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Impressive!

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Daily Good Stuff 143: Girls Having Fun

It’s lady’s day here at DALANEL. And so we’ll look at the little girls, the hot girls, the grandma’s, and everything in between. And don’t worry, there’s nothing here to degrade. We’re just having some fun. So let’s get it stawted! And yes, that’s spelled on purpose!

I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I’ve always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband. Little Richard

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Indeed. Just a couple of bit-no I promised myself I wouldn’t go there. And here’s a videooooo!

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