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Daily Good Stuff 171

Fridayyyyyy! Alright last DGS of the week. Gotta do it right. Quote and scripture up first as usual.

When Jesus came to the region of Caesarea Philippi, he asked his disciples, “Who do people say the Son of Man is?” They replied, “Some say John the Baptist; others say Elijah; and still others, Jeremiah or one of the prophets.” “But what about you?” he asked. “Who do you say I am?” Simon Peter answered, “You are the Christ, the Son of the living God.” Matthew 16:13-16

It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

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Yeah…yeah yeah. People need to pay better attention. Sheesh!

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Daily Good Stuff 166

It’s Friday! Ya made it to the end of the week. And I hear this is a special weekend. So, let’s end this week of DGS with a bang!

“But if serving the LORD seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your forefathers served beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the LORD.” Joshua 24:15

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. John Ruskin

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No worries! Now for an awesome prank. Maybe not awesome…at least cool…

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Okay so we made it to another day.

The Lord says: “These people come near to me with their mouth and honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. Their worship of me is made up only of rules taught by men. Therefore once more I will astound these people with wonder upon wonder; the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish.” Isaiah 29:13-14

I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me. Sara Teasdale

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Don’t you hate when that happens?

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May the Lord direct your hearts into God’s love and Christ’s perseverance. 2 Thessalonians 3:5

A smile is a facelift that’s in everyone’s price range! Tom Wilson

And this image shows people are still struggling with new technology:

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Joke:

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Daily Good Stuff 145

Alright here we go!

“Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.” Matthew 5:6

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. Josh Billings
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Dude. Freaking awesome. Here’s a video of some pranks that could scare people to death:

Daily Good Stuff 134

Even though the birthday is over, the month long celebration continues.

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. Swami Sivananda

Have mercy on me, O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion blot out my transgressions. Wash away all my iniquity and cleanse me from my sin. Psalm 51:1-2

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I love how dad came back with that. I also like how he shrunk the…well, you know, penis. Probably not on purpose but it would totally make sense if it were on purpose.

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