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Daily Good Stuff 58: Oh Those Crazy Kids

As the title suggests, this is a kids/babies post. I hope you love kids because we’re going hard. Oh wait…oh God not hard, just…hard candy…no they’ll choke on it. Never mind. Anyway, I’ve been working with and teaching kids since I was 12 years old. I’m 21 now so it’s been a while. I specialize with 4 and 5 year olds. So cute! So, it’s sort of a tribute to all of my students/campers. Let’s start with a couple of images:

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Ha! Some become grown-ups and some become vehicles. And this guy has an encouraging word for us all:

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Awesome and so true. Now, how about some cool words with our kid focus:

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Daily Good Stuff 57

Well it’s Thursday my friends. Let’s jump this Thursday off with a joke:

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5.00 am.” The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed … it said… “It is 5.00am; wake up.”

Hey I love to write but maybe this is too far. How about a video? Haven’t done that in a while I see. A song is in order; a song that is a spoof of a very (used to be) popular boy band. And…well this was a favorite childhood song of mine. Still is really.

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Daily Good Stuff 54: Help From The 76ers

Monday already? Where did the weekend go? Of course, I’m here to give you a boost to start the day and week. Let’s get it off with a funny list that is posing as a joke.

20 Things to do in the bathroom stall…

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, “Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.”

5. Drop a marble and say, “oh shoot!! My glass eye!!”

6. Say “Darn, this water is cold.”

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

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Daily Good Stuff 53: Church

Another day, another week. I’m feeling churchy so let’s make it a church theme. Let’s look at a couple of images to get it started. And of course, keep in mind that I won’t be preaching to you on the D-L so don’t worry about that. That’s what my Breaking Down the Book series is for. Anyway:

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Aw now who did that!? And I HATE McDonald’s (there goes any chance for sponsorship). But check this guy out:

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Daily Good Stuff 51

So the post earlier probably got you a little excited about things in this blog. Even during these weekly segments, the Daily Good Stuff lives! I won’t lie, I’m not sure if I can truly handle it. A lot of the days, I’m preparing the post the night before. I have to stop doing that because if something happens, I would miss a day. So, I’ll have to make sure I put some on scheduled so that number one, I don’t have to stress about each night being in front of the computer after a long day. And, number two, if something happens to the computer or me lime getting sick (which I rarely am) at least the site will still be cooking.

That’s just some background in how I keep up this posting. But, let’s get things off and running on this Friday with a joke:

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

“But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain”

“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, officer, I just wanted to say”

“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

Of course he is. Shake my head well here’s your images:

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Daily Good Stuff 50: GIFs Added

Yup, I keep expanding this thing. Now we have GIF images to look forward to. So why don’t we start it off with one. In this lesson, we remember that no means no. There are so many sex/rape jokes I could use but then you would be offended so I’ll chill. But here we go:

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Alright, and now for the rest of the stuff. Here’s a joke:

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