It’s Friday! Ya made it to the end of the week. And I hear this is a special weekend. So, let’s end this week of DGS with a bang!
“But if serving the LORD seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your forefathers served beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the LORD.” Joshua 24:15
When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. John Ruskin
No worries! Now for an awesome prank. Maybe not awesome…at least cool…
Ah, Thursday. Quite the amount of posts today. We got the DALANEL Review, last episode of the Breaking Down the Book series, an update on my blogging career, and a look into DALANEL’s all time performance. So let’s not forget about DGS.
We adore chaos because we love to produce order. M. C. Escher
Before his downfall a man’s heart is proud, but humility comes before honor. Proverbs 18:12
Like I mentioned last week, Daily Good Stuff has moved to just Monday-Friday instead of the usual 7 days a week. Weekly News and Weekly Funnies round out the weekend so you’re still getting good stuff everyday. There is one issue I need to address. I told you how each day of DGS would have a certain video and image associated with it. On Sunday there would be a Demotivational photo and a short sermon. Tuesday was Meme and TV bloopers. I never did have anything slotted for Saturday so I have six days of material with only five days to work with. So I’m going to have to drop a video type and photo type: Funny signs and funny spoofs/parodies. Now, this doesn’t mean they are gone forever as they can still show up on Weekly Funnies. It just so happens that those two features were both on Friday so it’ll be easier to shift things around. Here’s the list you can expect to see now:
Images:
Monday: Demotivational
Tuesday: Comic strip
Wednesday: Meme
Thursday: GIF
Friday: Funny texts
Videos:
Monday: Short sermon
Tuesday: Stand-Up Comedian
Wednesday: TV bloopers
Thursday: Fails/Wins
Friday: Funny Pranks
And of course you have the scripture, quote, joke, good and weird/funny news. Did ya get all of that?
Let’s get started.
Your statutes are my heritage forever; they are the joy of my heart. Psalm 119:111
Just to be clear, “Your” is referring to “God”.
Honor lies in honest toil. Grover Cleveland
Yup. She’ll end up frenching bit-er we better move on with that video:
Great stuff there. Okay now for a joke:
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, “I’ll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we’ll just tighten the screw a little,… and the wrinkles will disappear!” The woman was enthused and told the doctor to, “GO FOR IT!” The surgery was a resounding success, and the woman went home happy.
A few months later, the woman returned in a great state of agitation. She pointed to her face and said, “Just look at these bags under my eyes! Where the heck did they come from?” The surgeon looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t BAGS under your eyes. Those are your breasts. And if you keep messing around with that screw,… pretty soon you’ll have a goatee!”
Oh…that is just SICK! If you didn’t get that one, then good for you. If you got it, high five! Let’s see what’s going on with the latest news, shall we?
Welp, don’t ya just hate when you have a funeral for a complete stranger? Well, that’s what happened in Philly as a service was held for a woman…a woman that was apparently still alive. Now, the casket had a body in it which was identified by relatives as the correct woman. Oops. The woman showed up two weeks after the funeral. Mmkay. Seems it was an honest mix-up; no faking death. But, in the end, there’s no details about how this all could’ve happened. What happened to the woman for people to believe she died? They thought she died…what did they say the cause of death was? Is she mentally stable (she showed up at a mental institution)? This is one of those stories I’ll be keeping an eye on so hopefully I’ll have an update for you soon.
Oh man…here’s a great story. Lego calls this kid a hero for his charity work. And, it’s Lego so you know legos are involved. They built a life size statue of the 10 year old. Stay classy, Lego.
Here’s the good, weird/funny, and satirical news to hit the net this past week:
Okay so this good news is that a woman with a metal detector helped a newly wed couple find their wedding ring that was lost at sea…or really at shore. How nice of her.
We have a man who found $5,000 return it. Because that’s what good people do.
This good news just truly warms my heart. Here’s the basics:
Ben then called his fellow Community Action Officer, Jon McLachlan, and the two decided to take a ride to the local Target store. These officers not only purchased a pink plaid backpack for Leslie, they also bought a lunch box, water bottle (since she walks to school), folders, pens, markers, crayons, a ruler and pencils. The officers took the purchases back to the school and, before her first hour class was over, presented them to Leslie.
Not sure what happened but last week’s views were terrible. And August is shaping up to be a major setback for the blog. Darn. But, I gotta keep pressing I guess. Things will pick up.
Of prosperity mortals can never have enough. Aeschylus
Peacemakers who sow in peace raise a harvest of righteousness. James 3:18
Get out of here; it’s that simple? Here’s a pretty funny guy:
