The start of another week. I hope you’re ready for it.
Jesus declared, “I am the bread of life. He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty.” John 6:35
I may be no better, but at least I am different. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Sheesh. Here’s a video:
There is no limit to the power of loving. John Morton
Now Daniel so distinguished himself among the administrators and the satraps by his exceptional qualities that the king planned to set him over the whole kingdom. At this, the administrators and the satraps tried to find grounds for charges against Daniel in his conduct of government affairs, but they were unable to do so. They could find no corruption in him, because he was trustworthy and neither corrupt nor negligent. Finally these men said, “We will never find any basis for charges against this man Daniel unless it has something to do with the law of his God.” Daniel 6:3-5
Ha! I know what I’m using if I ever get into a relationship.
It’s the first Weekly News where we look at this past week’s satire, good, and weird/funny news. Let’s get started:
Did you hear the one about the dead shark found on a NYC train? No one knows how it got there. I mean, all those people…the city that never sleeps…and we still don’t know…
No more fat kids! And I’m not trying to be funny here. The obesity rate for kids is dropping! Let’s celebrate by eating some cake…oh wait…
Okay now we’ve talked about some crazy news. And in my research, I’ve seen some stuff. But this is one of the oddest things. You ever have a problem finding a parking spot at the grocery store? Perhaps you live in an apartment complex or at least visiting someone and can’t get a spot? Welp, in London there’s a parking spot up for sale…for$465,000. What in the bloody…but wait, you own it for 91 years. It’s leased to you for 91 years. Just, wow.
To change what you get you must change who you are. Vernon Howard
“No good tree bears bad fruit, nor does a bad tree bear good fruit. Each tree is recognized by its own fruit. People do not pick figs from thornbushes, or grapes from briers. The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in his heart. For out of the overflow of his heart his mouth speaks.” Luke 6:43-45
I feel like maybe not a complete accident? Speaking of accidents…here’s a fail videooooo!
Tuesday is here. I hope you enjoyed the latest scene of The Face Off posted earlier. I think you’re gonna like today’s post. Quote and scripture up first:
My soul finds rest in God alone; my salvation comes from him. Psalm 62:1
Yeah, no kidding. And here’s some news bloopers. There is one f-bomb:
And behold! It is Monday. Earlier, you saw the epic return of Weekly Funnies. Let’s go ahead and get this post started though.
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. Hubert H. Humphrey
But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. 1 Corinthians 15:57
Boy, that’s tough.
