The weekend! You made it! Pat yourself on the back and enjoy the stuff I have ready for you. We have more heroes emerge from the Boston Marathon bombings, texting on the highway, fails, and so much more! Let’s jump on a video:
Yeah here’s some words for you:
Well it’s time to expand Daily Good Stuff by adding Satire News. You know, like what The Onion does. They’re not the only people that do it though but yeah. Sometimes it may be a video or it may just be a link to the original article. Weird news will still be around as well as Good news. In fact, I’m really trying to push them out more often. So, here’s what is in Daily Good Stuff now:
I continue to try to expand my audience. Let’s jump things off with a joke:
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, “I’m sorry. Was I tickling you?”
She replied, “No doctor, but the song you were whistling was ‘I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.”
Yeah…now that’s funny! Let’s just hope he doesn’t whistle that when giving prostrate exams. On to the next one! Er, a video that is…
The Daily Good Stuff was getting a little stale for me. You have your video, image, joke, and quote with the occasional good and weird news. But, I’m going to see if I can add a little more to the list. For now, there will be blood daily Bible verses. I will keep doing research to see what else can be added on a daily basis.
With that said, let’s start off right with the verse(s). All verses are going to be NIV unless otherwise noted. So: “I will praise you, O Lord. Although you were angry with me, your anger has turned away and you have comforted me. Surely God is my salvation; I will trust and not be afraid. The Lord, the Lord, is my strength and my song; he has become my salvation.” Isaiah 12:1-2
And now for some weird news. You know how your dog ate your homework? Well…what if your dog ate $500? Well that’s what apparently happened to Wayne Klinkel. He left $500 and his dog in his car and he went shopping. When he came back, he noticed a couple of bills that looked torn into and he claimed he knew immediately that his dog was behind the mystery of the missing cash. Now he’s hoping the government will give him back his money. Oh yeah, he has the money…after waiting around for a bit. More info here but it actually seems like he’ll get his wish.
Here’s an image:
Before we start, I want to hear from you. What are your favorite features of the Daily Good Stuff? Take a look at past posts if you need to unless you’ve been following the posts for quite some time.
Alright, and let’s get things off with a quote: Jumping at several small opportunities may get us there more quickly than waiting for one big one to come along. ~Hugh Allen
You’d like a video, wouldn’t you? Well, here it is:
Ok I have to get this out of the way. This video for me is one of the greatest videos of all time. It never gets old. Have you heard of the grape stomping lady? Type it in on YouTube. Anyway, it’s oh so popular and just wonderful. Enjoy!
Hey it’s a new day! I know most of us dread the Mondays but that’s why we’re here. Let’s start the workweek right with some cool stuff. First, we’ll poke about a joke:
This guy suspects his wife is cheating on him. He comes home early and she meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. “Where is he?” he shouts. “Where’s the guy who’s been sleeping with you?” “I don’t know what you’re talking about” she says so he tears the house apart looking for this guy. Finally he’s on the second floor, in the kitchen, he looks out the window and sees some guy sitting in a Volkswagen. “Aha!” he thinks, “That’s the guy who’s been sleeping with my wife.” He’s so furious he picks up the refrigerator, throws it out the window at the guy, has a heart attack and dies.
So St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven and asks “What are you doing here?” The guy says “Well, I knew my wife was cheating on me so I came home early from work, saw him sitting in his Volkswagen out on the street, threw the refrigerator at him, I had a heart attack and died.” St. Peter says “You don’t belong here; go to Hell.” He pulls a big lever, a trap door opens up and the guy disappears.
A few minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks “What are you doing here?” The guy says “I don’t know! I was just sitting in my Volkswagen, minding my own business, when suddenly somebody throws a refrigerator at me.” St. Peter wags his finger and says “I heard about you… you go to Hell too.” He pulls the lever and the guy disappears.
A few minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks “What are you doing here?” The guy says “I don’t know! I was just sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business…”
Wow. The story is a stretch but hey it’s funny. Yesterday, I tried and failed with the video. Today, it’s working so let’s get to it. We have a bunch of folks who didn’t do so well in Who Wants to Be A Millionaire. Let’s watch:
