Hello everybody! It’s Saturday and boy am I excited to show you the good stuff I found for you. We’ll start off with a video. I love the guys at Just For Laughs. They do good work.
Alright and here’s a joke:
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Daily Good Stuff 65
TGIF! We’ll start Friday off with the latest news.
A woman refuses to let her dreams die. Well, in this case it’s a little too late. A 25 year-old woman still has hopes of being the popular kid in high school. Hey…sweetie, maybe it’s time to move on. Just my opinion.
Next, we have a firefighter saving a cat. Oh this is in the weird/funny news category. You see, he wasn’t just saving the cat, he was saving a police officer stuck in the tree who attempted to save the cat. And there’s your twist!
Lastly, we got a kid who saved his dad’s life. AND IT HAPPENED IN NEW JERSEY YAY *clears throat* Anyway, the dad was driving and ended up suffering a stroke. He pulled the car over and it was up to the kid to make a move. He called his grandma who made a 3-way call with his (the boy’s) mom. There was still the question of where they were. The 5-year old boy was able to spell out where they were. Here’s what they had to say about this kid:
“Nathaniel is a very smart guy,’’ Coleman said. “He has great diction, and when you hear him talk, you would never think he’s only five. He’s on a third-grade level. He already spells words like ‘decipher’ and understands concepts that the average elementary school student at his age does not.”
Amazing. And now on to images:
Daily Good Stuff 64
It’s Thursday! Earlier, you saw my first episode of my video series. Let the good stuff keep on rollin’! Let’s look at this joke:
Grandpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on the television set and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.
Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.
Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.
Grandma scowled at him and said, “I guess you just don’t get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead.”
Sorry, fellas. A couple of images:
Daily Good Stuff 62: Twitter Style 2
I noticed that the most popular of my posts was Daily Good Stuff 22: Twitter Style (just glance to the left). So, I guess I need to do it again.
Let’s start off with an image:
There are so many things about this that makes this wonderful. I found this little article. It talks about the 7 deadly sins of Twitter. Are you on that list? I’m at least the last one.
Daily Good Stuff 60: Mother’s Day
Of course this was gonna be a Mother’s Day themed post. What else would it be? So gather your mom’s ’round the computer and if you are old enough to be everybody’s mom, then…uh…gather your kids…?
Why don’t we get it crackin with a couple of images. First, the secret to mom’s success:
And our moms told us to brush our teeth. But, how many moms will dance with you while brushing their teeth with you?
Oops! I probably should’ve mentioned that spit part. But hey, it’s still pretty cool.
Alright, if you aren’t too disgusted to continue, let’s take a look at this quote:
Daily Good Stuff 59: Old School
So yesterday we had a kid themed post. Today, it’s old people! Everybody say “yay!” So, what’s the first thing we got? A joke!
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.
A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.
“What was the name of the Instructor?” asked the neighbor.
“Oh, ummmm, let’s see,” the old man pondered. “You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what’s that flower’s name?”
“A rose?” asked the neighbor.
“Yes, that’s it,” replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, “Hey, Rose, what’s the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?”
Yeah. And images to keep the ball rolling:
