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It’s the first Weekly News where we look at this past week’s satire, good, and weird/funny news. Let’s get started:

Did you hear the one about the dead shark found on a NYC train? No one knows how it got there. I mean, all those people…the city that never sleeps…and we still don’t know…

No more fat kids! And I’m not trying to be funny here. The obesity rate for kids is dropping! Let’s celebrate by eating some cake…oh wait…

Okay now we’ve talked about some crazy news. And in my research, I’ve seen some stuff. But this is one of the oddest things. You ever have a problem finding a parking spot at the grocery store? Perhaps you live in an apartment complex or at least visiting someone and can’t get a spot? Welp, in London there’s a parking spot up for sale…for$465,000. What in the bloody…but wait, you own it for 91 years. It’s leased to you for 91 years. Just, wow.

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Daily Good Stuff 152

To change what you get you must change who you are. Vernon Howard

“No good tree bears bad fruit, nor does a bad tree bear good fruit. Each tree is recognized by its own fruit. People do not pick figs from thornbushes, or grapes from briers. The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in his heart. For out of the overflow of his heart his mouth speaks.” Luke 6:43-45

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I feel like maybe not a complete accident? Speaking of accidents…here’s a fail videooooo!

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Daily Good Stuff 151

Tuesday is here. I hope you enjoyed the latest scene of The Face Off posted earlier. I think you’re gonna like today’s post. Quote and scripture up first:

My soul finds rest in God alone; my salvation comes from him. Psalm 62:1

Justice is truth in action. Benjamin Disraeli
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Yeah, no kidding. And here’s some news bloopers. There is one f-bomb:

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Daily Good Stuff 150

And behold! It is Monday. Earlier, you saw the epic return of Weekly Funnies. Let’s go ahead and get this post started though.

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. Hubert H. Humphrey

But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. 1 Corinthians 15:57

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Boy, that’s tough.

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Daily Good Stuff 147

Just a heads up, apparently I didn’t label a DGS post and so I’m behind one number. So you’re going to see me skip a number. Instead of 148, tomorrow will be 149. Just me fixing a mistake.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. Henry David Thoreau

“Those who cling to worthless idols forfeit the grace that could be theirs.” Jonah 2:8

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there. “NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. “MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!” he exclaimed. “You’re a lawyer aren’t you?” asked the policeman. “Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!” the lawyer asked. “HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing did you?” the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed “MY ROLEX!”

Yikes, those things are expensive! I’d bet arms are too though…

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Daily Good Stuff 145

Alright here we go!

“Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.” Matthew 5:6

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. Josh Billings
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Dude. Freaking awesome. Here’s a video of some pranks that could scare people to death: