Daily Good Stuff 7

Hey it’s a new day! I know most of us dread the Mondays but that’s why we’re here. Let’s start the workweek right with some cool stuff. First, we’ll poke about a joke:

This guy suspects his wife is cheating on him. He comes home early and she meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. “Where is he?” he shouts. “Where’s the guy who’s been sleeping with you?” “I don’t know what you’re talking about” she says so he tears the house apart looking for this guy. Finally he’s on the second floor, in the kitchen, he looks out the window and sees some guy sitting in a Volkswagen. “Aha!” he thinks, “That’s the guy who’s been sleeping with my wife.” He’s so furious he picks up the refrigerator, throws it out the window at the guy, has a heart attack and dies.

So St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven and asks “What are you doing here?” The guy says “Well, I knew my wife was cheating on me so I came home early from work, saw him sitting in his Volkswagen out on the street, threw the refrigerator at him, I had a heart attack and died.” St. Peter says “You don’t belong here; go to Hell.” He pulls a big lever, a trap door opens up and the guy disappears.

A few minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks “What are you doing here?” The guy says “I don’t know! I was just sitting in my Volkswagen, minding my own business, when suddenly somebody throws a refrigerator at me.” St. Peter wags his finger and says “I heard about you… you go to Hell too.” He pulls the lever and the guy disappears.

A few minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks “What are you doing here?” The guy says “I don’t know! I was just sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business…”

Wow. The story is a stretch but hey it’s funny. Yesterday, I tried and failed with the video. Today, it’s working so let’s get to it. We have a bunch of folks who didn’t do so well in Who Wants to Be A Millionaire. Let’s watch:

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Daily Good Stuff 6

Letting you know, WordPress is giving me problems with videos so nothing today. We still got the other usual stuff though so let’s get things off with a joke. And, as a church goer, you can expect some “church” themed stuff.

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. He began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face,”Without you we are but dust… ” He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter(who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, “Mom, what is butt dust?”

Well ain’t that something. I wonder about stuff I read in the Bible myself.

In this episode of misleading church signs…

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Daily Good Stuff 5

Alright it’s Saturday. Enjoy your weekend everybody. Try to relax. And of course, make sure you share this post with your stressed out friends.

On Friday, I failed to put up a video, even though I led you to believe that there was something there. So, I’ll make up for that with two videos. How’s that sound? You still love me, right? RIGHT?

And here’s video number two:

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Daily Good Stuff 2

It’s another day! Get ready to have a good time. Let’s start off with a video of some great elevator pranks:

Let’s move on to a joke:

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The New Challenge: Daily Good Stuff

I know you love the Weekly Funnies. Welp, I have decided to take it a step further. Now, I’ll be doing daily funnies. So, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, AND Saturday morning just got a lot funnier. BUT WAIT! There’s more. Good Friday will merge with the funnies and so you’ll get a daily dose of funny and good stuff. Doesn’t that sound…good?

So let’s get it started! Maybe with a joke…

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.” The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $56 change.

As a college student, I feel like I should try this at some point…Welp, here’s an image:

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Weekly Funnies 10

Another week of laughs for ya! We’ve got an old couple, stand up comedy, and a boy decides to call the cops on his mom. First, we’ll start off with an image. This is a special image as our very own Dallas has been under the weather for the past few days. Help me wish her well!:

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Hopefully she won’t kill me! And what about a medical joke…

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