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Weekly Funnies 9

We’re back! Well, I’m back. All of last week I was under the weather PLUS my computer pretty much stopped working. It was hell. Hm? Oh you don’t care; you just want some laughs. Fair enough. Well let’s start things off with a joke, shall we?

Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

Finally she couldn’t take it any longer, and told him, “Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!”.

“Really?” he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store.

A clerk answers and Tom says “Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?”

The clerk replies “Canned or frozen?”

Good times. I don’t think that was a problem when I worked at Target.

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Weekly Funnies 8

How ya doing? Enjoy the Super Bowl? Loved the commercials? Well here’s a nice top ten list of Super Bowl commercials. And while the ten end before the video ends, hang in there because there is an honorable mention as well.

 

You like? What commercials did you expect to see there that wasn’t?

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Weekly Funnies 7

Here we go again! Things are gonna look a little different today but you’ll still laugh and that’s all that matter. First, a couple of links to get you start. Link number one brings us to Autocorrect fails. I was literally LMAO and spent all of last night just destroying the site with my browsing.

Number two has some pretty funny pranks using street signs.

Here’s a video in keeping with The Onion theme I have going on:

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Weekly Funnies 6

This week I’ve added a little somethin, somethin: Riddles. So that brings us to a joke, funny image, weird news, video and the riddle. Don’t worry, I’m not some crazed villain of the Dark Knight (HE’S BATMAN) or anything. Just want to tickle your brain. You can interpret “tickle” any way you like. Wink.

A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?” 

“Uhh, oh yeah, O.K.” responded the kid. So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, “Well how much did you give the boy this time?”


“Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000.”

“That’s $1020!!!” yelled Dad, “Are you going crazy???”

“Don’t worry hon,” Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, “I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!”

And here’s a video:

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Weekly Funnies 5

This week, on Weekly funnies, we have idiots on Facebook, an ignorant father that still encourages his son to ask him things, and of course we get the exclusive behind the scenes look into Elmo’s World. So let’s get to it!

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Weekly Funnies 4

Another week of funny stuff! It’s the last one of the year. Let’s get to it. Let’s start with a joke:

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.

Priest: Sister, I don’t think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I’ll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.

Nun: I think that would be okay.

They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later…

Nun: Father, I’m terribly cold.

Priest: Okay, I’ll get you a blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later…

Nun: Father, I’m still terribly cold.

Priest: Okay Sister, I’ll get you another blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later…

Nun: Father, I’m still terribly cold. I don’t think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.

Priest: You’re probably right…get up and get your own blanket.

Okay pretty good. Let’s hit a video:

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