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Daily Good Stuff 88

Still with laptop problems. A joke, video, quote and scripture is all I can manage until further notice. That’s still a decent lineup, right? Right. So that joke first:

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.

One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.

He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.

The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.

The other guy says, “That was touching. I didn’t know you had it in you.”

The first guy responds, “Well, I guess it was the thing to do – after all, I was married to her for 40 years.”

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Daily Good Stuff 87

My computer has been acting up so most of this post is being created via mobile. Due to the limits of my phone, the good stuff will be abbreviated until I can get the laptop under control. We’ll get through this.

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.

“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Shucks, I guess that would come in handy. And this video is a full of fails:

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Daily Good Stuff 86

Hey bro it’s Friday and I’m not drunk yet. I’ve never been drunk though. Probably because I don’t drink. Hey, I had a post earlier asking about your week. Why don’t you check that out and let’s get some dialogue. But let’s get this post started.

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.

The old man says, “I’m a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob).”

The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”

The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”

And now for a couple of images:

This one is…

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Oh yeah I’m sure wrestling is real, you guys.

And this one blew my mind and it will blow yours too if you like pie:

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Who did this!? WHO DID THIS!? Goodness…and now for some quote and scripture:

He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. Psalm 91:1

Words of love, are works of love. William R. Alger

Cool, enjoy the weekend, y’all!

-DALANEL

Daily Good Stuff 85

Okay let’s get this party started. A joke:

“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water in the carburetor.”

“How do you know?” said the husband scornfully. “You don’t even know what the carburetor is.”

“I’m telling you,” repeated the wife, “I’m sure there’s water in the carburetor.”

“We’ll see,” mocked the husband. “Let me check it out. Where’s the car?”

“In the swimming pool.”

Yeah, that makes sense. Alright here’s a video of some lucky people:

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Daily Good Stuff 84: Shout Out To the Medical Field!

It is Wednesday and it is day 84. You know this. So what am I rambling for? Well because I want to present a medical themed post. A lot of my family members are nurses, including my mom. So they have a special place in my heart. Also, as a child, I had an illness that required weekly visits to the various doctors that I had. So yeah, I am appreciate these folks. Let’s get to the post!

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.

“Listen,” says the Doc, “I have migraines too, and the advice I’m going to give you isn’t really anything I learned in medical school, but it’s advice that I’ve gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks.”

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.

“Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I’ve had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!”

“Well,” says the physician, “I’m glad I could help.”

“By the way, Doc,” the patient adds, “you have a REALLY nice house.”

Huh…okay here’s a video:

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What’s Next for DALANEL?

Last month, DALANEL set a new high in monthly views. Interestingly enough, the second best month for this blog was May 2011. I’m not sure what is so special about May, but I’ll take it!  I’ve been getting at least one new follow per week ever since I started the Daily Good Stuff posts. So that’s a good sign. I’m almost at 500 followers and I’m hoping that what I’m about to talk about here will get me over that hump.

Of course I would like more of a following but I’m not focused on that right now. I’m focused on hearing from you. I think the next step for DALANEL is to get you, the reader, commenting. I would like to try to stimulate this by adding a new feature to the site: “How Was Your Week?”

Hm, what’s that?

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