The month of March is coming to an end but that doesn’t mean my march of daily good stuff has to end. I have fun with words. Anyway, let’s start off with a video as we have returned to our regular format. It’s a spoof of a popular (and annoying song in my case). Let’s see if you recognize it; and then tell me which one is better:
Yes, I know. Pretty freaking awesome. Let’s get a joke in here:
More jokes. Yay.
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm. He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it. At first he was disgusted, until he realized the poo was thawing him out! He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it.
There are three morals to this story:
1. Not everyone who gets you into crap is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend
3. If you are in crap, keep your mouth shut
Lovely and a life lesson too! Here’s something nice:
I got some images for youuuuu, baby! Yes, I’m singing. Tickle your brain with some of the good stuff. And I hope you get the little “joke” of the title because I put some good work into that and I have ackowledgement needs/issues and let
Oh boy! I like this one here:
So today we’ll look at some videos. What may happen is that each day I present some kind of good thing. Jokes one day, next day videos, images, and so on.
Also, there’s something special about this post. This is being created completely in my phone. Just testing the features of this blog in case there is a time I don’t have the computer.
Alright so here’s video one:
Aha cool. A little bit of The Onion:
I wanted to switch things up a little bit. Today, I’m going to push jokes. I give you 4 jokes.
Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, “Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. “By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I’m gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand” “So,” says the second drunk, “what’s your point?” “Well,” says the first, “I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”
Here we go again! It’s Sunday; Palm Sunday to be exact for my line of religion. Got church this morning and then watch the Sixers tonight. Joy. Take a nap in between, yo. Let’s get it started with an “how to” video:
And image!
